WWCE: World Wrestling Cedric The Entertainer? Raw 9/21/09

Raw is live for Lilian's last time she will be the ring announcer for   Monday night raw.

Show opens with Cedric and the Bella's with a car load of people. Raw Intro. 

DX is coming out at the open of the show. Triple H in a singles match with Cody to begin raw.

 Starts with a distraction from Ted. Cody in control. Triple H with a cross face on Cody. Triple H kicks Cody into Ted. Break...

Back from break and Cody has  camel clutch on Triple H. Trips fights out, Cody regains control for a two count. Shot to Triple H by Dibiase while ref was Distracted  Cody gets a two count. Rhodes up for his moonsault connects for two. Cody taunts Shawn. Legacy takes out Shawn on the outside. Cody back in Triple H sets up for a pedigree  Dibiase blast him with a chair. Cross Rhodes on Triple H followed by Dream street after ref calls for DQ. Chair dressing Hunter's Neck and Shawn comes in with a sledgehammer. DX looks beat up and Legacy Looks pretty fresh. 

Kofi defends the Us Title against the all American American advertised for tonight. Break.

Returning to the show we are watching a promo for Cena Orton Hell in a Cell.
Lilian introduces the host for the evening.Cedric comes out with the Bellas. 
"What's Up Monday Night Raw Baby." "Cowboy Bob Thorton." "We got the Illigitemate son of Kool Aid Man." 

Santino comes out. "Fredrick the entertainment." "Santino wants to Be  a Stand-Up Comedy man" "Hey Fred I hope you are wearing a Bullet proof vest cus I'm going to kill" 

Chavo comes out. Chavo blames Celebrity Hosts for his losses against 'swaggle. Chavo Challenges Cedric to a Match. "Fredrick the Entertainment versus Chavo the Leprechaun loser." #SaveChavosCareer.

Josh Interviews the Miz. Who is holding  a title that Kofi  will be defending. Kofi attacks Miz taking back his title. "What's up Josh?" Off to commercial we go.

Plug for a contract signing leads us back into Raw.

Evan Bourne on his way to the ring. He faces the Miz. Evan Bourne starts harassing Miz about his missing belt. Miz is so much bigger than Bourne. Evan hits a front dropkick out of the corner. Boot to Bourne's face and two count for the Miz. nice counter to pin by Bourne two count. Miz rebuttals with a two count of his own. Plenty of covers in this match. Full nelson clutch on Bourne. Miz is stomping Bourne. Rising knee  two count. Back to the full-nelson clutch.Slowest counter ever. Bourne kicks Miz legs. Miz with a huge Clothesline in the corner. Bourne  hits a top rope Hurricanrana. Miz Avoids Shooting Star and hits the SCF ( I refuse to call it by its lame name.) Cole i believe called it Skull Crushing Defeat. Break Contract Signing Up next.

King is in the Ring for the Contract Signing after giving Legacy the night off. (th)Orton comes out first. Recap of last Monday. Just realised that Cedric the (Genuine WWE fan) referred to Chavo getting karate chopped by Barker happening last week. Orton signs and tells King to get out of the ring. Randy is playing the experience card on Cena. Cena's Rebuttal " I'm sorry were you speaking I wasn't paying attention" plays an I quit remix of Orton from breaking point. "Good times Good stuff."

Orton is standing on the Announce table. Jericho and Big Show  Come out to do the legend killer's dirty work. Cena attacks Show while he is tossing the table. MVP and Mark Henry just disappeared in the ring making the Save.

Hell in a Cell Dx Legacy Promo. Cut to advertisements.

Alicia is at ringside for Mickie's match. Alicia looks like she is oozing with jealousy. Beth Phoenix is coming out. again with the champions out first. Mickie and Beth start off with some back-and-forth action.To the outside. Distraction from Alicia. Mickie picks Beth up. Beth lifts Mickie. Beth rams Mickie into the corner post. Quick Glam Slam and pin. Glamazon takes the win. Alicia grabs the belt and goes into the ring Scissor Kick lays the belt with Mickie. Up Next US title is on the line.

Champion out first and the belt is on the line. This is definitely not your grandfather's Pro wrestling show. Grrr. Swagger starts out using his power and technical prowess on Kofi. Miz Comes out and steals the title Swagger catches him on the ramp. Takes the title and walks off with it. 

#SaveChavosCareer..... Ill cover it but the first sign of the leprechaun I am stopping.
I lied I'm not covering it I am listening to Oh radio Zack Ryder theme,  that's right i'll take Woo Woo Woo over Chavo the Leprechaun Loser. Ok Cedric made the save for this situation Santino is Special guest ref. Chavo is dying laughing in the ring. I want a picture of Cedric as a luchadore.. Chavo stomps on Cedric's hat. Cedric is hulking up. Cedric goes under the ring. Chavo stalks him pulls out a 2x Cedric. Santino is enamored by "cedric's talents." Ok im done back to Ryder's music. Grr. 

Next week Al Sharpton is the man of the two hours for Raw In Albany, NY. Triple Threat HIC announced for the US Title. Chris Jericho "needs to talk" Needs a breath mint. Show "needs to talk". Cuts to the King who is announcing Lilian Garcia's last night on Raw.
Lilian makes her "farewell" Speech. The End of an Era. "Thank you Lilian" chants from the audience.

Gauntlet match announced for next week the winning team vs the world title match participant of the losing team. finally challenger is out before the champ.

All parties are in the ring looks to be Cena and Jericho to start the match. Jericho is backed into the corner ref breaks up and Jericho takes advantage. Orton blind tags in. Cena gets him for the adjustment. Orton slips out of it. Slithers out of the ring. Runs around the ring and the tag champs keep Cena in line. Cena is stuck in the opposing corner. Tag champs look to deliver Cena in a gauntlet match next week. lots of time being given to the champ and challenger. MVP comes in with some impact. Balling. Big head butts by Big Show. MVP in the wrong corner. Orton is tagged in. Headlock to MVP. Orton prevents a tag by MVP and tags in Jericho. MVP barely misses a tag and Orton is stomping MVP.   MVP tags in Henry on his way out of the ring. Henry attacks all competitors. Jericho clips Henry and RKO for the win. Cena will run the gauntlet.

Overall I give this Show a C, there were a very few moments that I feel were memorable. 

Best match tonight has to be the opening match  and main event. the show opened and closed on two strong matches to build up rivalries. The in-between of tonight was just meh.  

The Quicklist:

1. Triple H def Cody Rhodes via DQ
2. Miz def Evan Bourne
3. Beth def Mickie James.
4. Kofi def Jack Swagger via Count out-ish (didn't hear a closing bell.)
5. #SaveChavosCareer "Oh Radio tell me everything you know"
6. Randy Orton Chris Jericho and Big Show def John Cena, MvP and Mark Henry.

Hope I edited out all the errors that passed through for the original posting of this.

note: found out it is Albany not NYC, hosting raw next week. It has been fixed in my article accordingly.