Dallas Braden Catches Fly Ball While Riding a Flamingo in Pool at Chase Field

By all reports, Dallas Braden truly made the most of the amenities at Chase Field during Monday night's game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and St. Louis Cardinals.

More specifically, the former MLB pitcher turned ESPN analyst was all about that pool past the Diamondbacks' outfield wall.

As Cut4's Matt Monagan notes, Braden took part in a cannonball contest against D. Baxter the Bobcat prior to the game.

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Left with some time to kill before the competition, Braden posted up in the pool aboard an inflatable flamingo—an excellent vessel for both relaxation and fielding fly balls:

A great catch to match an equally solid pool toy, to be sure.

This is just further evidence of the great universal truth that you haven't really stunted until you've stunted on inflatable water fowl.

The only question left is, "You mad?"

Oh, they mad.

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