Pats Trade Seymour To Oakland: Here's The Phone Conversation!

Today the Pats traded solid defender Richard Seymour to the Raiders for a first round pick in next years NFL Draft.

This trade is horrible, makes no sense, and is the exact reason why the Raiders are terrible.

Lucky for us I was in the office and heard the entire phone conversation (not really)

So as the pats sat around their conference table and Coach Belichick was on his throne, all of the coaches kicked around ideas on how they could get an additional first round draft pick next year. 

They then decided the easiest target was old Al Davis and Tha Raidas.

Al Davis:  Ring.......Ring......Hello, Raiders how can I help you.

Brian Belichick:  Hey Guys its the Pats, we wanna make a trade...

AD:  Thanks for calling!  We need all the help we can get...

BB:  How about Richard Seymour, he is great and will instantly make your D amazing.  he will bring with him our playbook, a lock of Brady's hair, and an autographed sleeveless sweatshirt...

AD:  Wow, you would do that for us?  What is it going to take, we don't have much to offer...

BB:  Well, you see...What had happened was...  We were kinda hoping to get a draft pick...

AD:  oh really we have a bunch of those every year!  We don't use them very well, and all of those players are usually busts anyway, so how about we give you a second?

BB:  Well I was thinking a first round pick...How about if i throw in guaranteed ESPN time and the Brady's entire family will sign the sweatshirt!

AD:  Deal!  Oh man, we are going to be great next year.  I have to call John Madden...

BB:  Thanks for doing business with you.