Thursday afternoon, Adrian Peterson went on a nearly hourlong Twitter rant about his ongoing contract battle with the Minnesota Vikings, who aren't feeling especially generous with the admitted child-abuser.
It was a vague, strange social media manifesto with the general thrust being that the team should do the right thing and fork over his guaranteed camel-party money.
It's the honorable thing to do, after all:
Of course, the Internet had some responses to the running back's airing of grievances. Many were astonishingly unsympathetic to the millionaire's plight:
Maybe have an orange peanut and a nap, AP. That's enough Internet for one day.
Dan is on Twitter. Sometimes you don't have to hear both sides.