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Vancouver Canucks: Their first steps to greatness!

Elbow MurderpantsMay 19, 2008

July is coming quickly and many teams in the NHL will be tasked with re-tooling, re-signing and re-deluding.

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For some teams, the future is brightโ€”this includes Philadelphia, Nashville, Washington, Montreal and Chicago.

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But for others, the grave question of whether to push forward with the cards they have or blow it up and start over is looming like fruit.

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We can talk about many, but of particular interest this off season is the Vancouver Canucks.

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The tabla-rasa Mike Gillis has now will be quickly soiled with bullet points in the next four months.

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Itโ€™s "enough is enough" time in the city by the Inlet, and the Nucks had better be poised to do something drastic.

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Anyone who knows the history of Vancouverโ€™s NHL franchise understands that there are some key things the Canucks must do to turn this canoe around.

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And based on their actions since 1973, (not including the epic trade with St. Louis when they heisted 3 awesome players for Garth Butcher) thereโ€™s at least a 20 percent chance they might actually do them.

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Now keep in mind, these are not things any other team would do. These are things the Canucks MUST do to even think about future success:

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  • Give up hope that Tony Tanti will somehow return to the line-up.
  • Make a concerted effort to find NHL caliber players.ย 
  • Makeย an even biggerย effort to find players that realize there is no invisible force-field at the opponentโ€™s blue-line.
  • Explain to the team that the Goaltender is the โ€œLASTโ€ line of defense, not the โ€œONLYโ€ line of defense.
  • Begin realization that although itโ€™s quite polite to offer the better player in the draft to the teams behind you, itโ€™s not necessarily the best thing for your franchise.
  • Embrace the concept that you should always trade for aย GOOD player.
  • Be suspicious! If another team offers you one of their players for anyย Canuckย (except forย Luongo) then it's a good signย there's something wrong with the player they are offering. Check for terminal cancer.
  • Understand the wordย "TEAM" means you have to have more than one decent player.
  • Take into account that if the puck goes in the net, it's possible that 5 other players on the ice at the time may bear some responsibility.
  • Throw away the team model that states every player on your team should remind you of Thomas Gradin.
  • There's no point protecting a player as a future prospect if they... how shall I put this? ...Ah, STINK?

It's all about baby steps, Vancouver. Start with these and you may have a chance... in about 26 years.