'Sex Is Like Paintball': Athletes' Tweets Starring Ron Artest

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Another week gone by, another edition of Athletes’ Tweets. Remember, these may or may not be true…

@RashardLewis Wanna know the only difference between me and Karen Sypher? She knew what was going into her body.

@BrettFavre Going to the grocery store soon

@MichaelVick Taking Andy Reid’s dogs for a walk.

@ChadOchocinco I wonder if Peyton Manning would call me a liquored-up kicker now?

@BrettFavre Not going to the grocery store anymore

@AllenIverson Probably getting reunited with Larry Brown - soon, we might be talkin’ ‘bout practice again

@RonArtest (*This one is real! From his account @96TruwarierQB) Sex is like paintball. U play hard for 30 mintes get hot & sweaty & when it's over just be glad your not the one who got shot in the face!

@JoshHoward Ron Artest just compared sex to paintball – let’s smoke a joint to that

@TimTebow I hope sex is really like paintball

@DirkNowitzki If sex was really like paintball, I’d be a pro

@JameerNelson Took a bunch of guys on the Magic to go play some paintball last week

@BrettFavre Grocery store trip’s back on

@MatthewStafford I know preseason doesn’t matter, but 5-13 with an interception? DAAMNN

@GregPaulus Maybe I should have played football from the start

@MikeKrzyzewski I wish Greg Paulus had played football from the start

@BenWallace Hope the Pistons know I’ve been washed up for a long, long time

@BrettFavre Not sure if I’m going to the grocery store or not

@LennyCooke What the hell ever happened to me?

@DajuanWagner No, what the hell ever happened to me?

@MilesSimon No, guys, what the hell ever happened to me?

@KevinMcHale I guess Kurt Rambis got the last laugh – but I still kicked his ass

@DwyaneWade Trading for Quentin Richardson wasn’t exactly what I meant when I asked for a commitment to winning

@TigerWoods Y.E. Yang! Y.E. MOTHERF---ING YANG!!!

@BrettFavre There’s no way I’m going to the grocery store

@PhilMickelson I’m down to a C-cup now!

@JJRedick Man, Shelden Williams and I used to be really good

@MarkMadsen Any NBA teams out there looking for a 15th man?

@RafaelAraujo I was drafted above Al Jefferson, Andre Iguodala, Josh Smith, Jameer Nelson, Andris Biedrins, Delonte West & JR Smith

And, finally…

@BrettFavre At the grocery store

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