#KoloToureFacts Trends on Twitter as Kolo Toure Celebrates 34th Birthday

Liverpool defender Kolo Toure marks his 34th birthday on Thursday, and the popular defender has been toasted on Twitter with a host of #KoloToureFacts.

In fact, it became the U.K.'s top Twitter trend, as a string of bold claims about the Ivory Coast man were put out on the internet.

OK, sure, some of them were borrowed from the old Chuck Norris gags, but they're still good fun. Here are some of the best of them:

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#KoloToureFacts kolo Toure can believe it's not butter

— stevie white (@steviewhite1) March 19, 2015"

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Kolo once rolled on a 7 on a six sided dice! #KoloToureFacts

— Paresh Mistry (@_pman87) March 19, 2015"

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Kolo Toure can slam a revolving door #KoloToureFacts

— Ladbets (@theladbets) March 19, 2015"

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when Columbus reached America Kolo greeted him #KoloToureFacts

— pablo garcia (@pabs1988) March 19, 2015"

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The K in the cereal Special K actually stands for Kolo #KoloToureFacts

— JTHFC (@JacobMTH) March 19, 2015"

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#KoloToureFacts when Kolo punches the air it says ouch

— Eifion Matthews (@Eifionmatthews) March 19, 2015"

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from Kolo Toure #KoloToureFacts

— Kolo Toure Facts (@KoloFact) March 19, 2015"

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#KoloToureFacts He's set to take over from Jeremy Clarkson as lead presenter of Top Gear

— Dan Tracey (@dantracey1983) March 19, 2015"

[Twitter]