MLB Limiting 1-Tool Anchors to Web-only Air Time

Maggie Gray anchors game recaps for MLB.com. She likes long walks on the beach, smiling and white colors.

When Maggie prepares to narrate a home run highlight by that young, 22 year old rookie from the St. Louis Cardinals, Colby Rasmus, Maggie Gray gets euphoric. She likes it. A lot.

Seeing those bastards Rick Ankiel and Chris Duncan grace the lineup card in place of that rookie hunk of meat angers Maggie.

And when she realizes people out there are mocking these facts, she spews F-Bombs all over the place.

Maggie Gray: she’ll f*ck sh*t up.

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