2003 PED List Released?

Rotoinfo.com today released an UNCONFIRMED—let's say that one more time for clarity—UNCONFIRMED list of the 104 MLBers who tested positive for PEDs back in 2003.  Yes, A-Rod is still the headliner of the cheats and no, Albert Pujols’s name is nowhere to be found.  But there are a few other names of interest on the UNCONFIRMED list that are sure to make you sigh in disbelief:

·    Antonio Alfonseca: The side-effects of anabolic steroid use are pretty well-known, and often read like a bad Cialis commercial:  acne, roid-rage, male-pattern baldness, bitch tits, testicular atrophy…  Thanks to Alfonseca, we’ve uncovered the one side effect you never heard about.   

·    Jose Lima: We’ve been wondering for years what would possess a man to do this to himself.  Now, we have our answer.  Perhaps he thought it was a cure for herpes?

·    Dan Smith: Apparently, when your birth certificate says Dan Smith, you need to do something to make a name for yourself. 

·         Valerio De Los Santos: Roid rage is for real folks (scroll to the 2:34 mark).