Five Reasons the PBA is better outdoors

Sunday afternoon, ESPN treated viewers to a PBA event that escaped the traditional drab atmosphere of the neighborhood bowling alley and instead took it’s athletes outdoors onto custom made lanes at a Six Flags theme park.

The result?  Even those who have no interest in bowling had a reason to be entertained.  Five of them to be exact…

Reason #1 -  Proof that not even bowling is immune to Poker-playing douches

Reason # 2 - Norm Duke’s Samuel L. Jackson impression

Reason #3 - Two confused kids watching Walter Ray Williams have an NC-17 moment with his ball

Reason #4 - Parker Bohn III demonstrating that in the battle between hip sunglasses and molestor mustache, the latter is always more impactful.

Reason #5 - A bowling ball with Oakley Blades on.

June 29

1949 - Dan Dierdorf is born, notable because we can post the following picture of him …

It really is a great profile.

1958 - Brazil beats Sweden 5-2 in the 6th World Cup, notable because Brazil beat Team USA 3-2 yesterday after the U.S. was up 2-0 at halftime. This shouldn’t have surprised anyone nationally.

1992 - The NHL decides Eric Lindros can play for the Flyers as opposed to the Rangers, inevitably shaking the foundation of future installments of the NHLPA video games for Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo.

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