A Leg Drop and Drug Test Are On The Docket, Brother!

It’s time once again for your weekly Hogan family update. No, not that Hogan Family; the Hogan family that indulges in drugs, alcohol and 19 year olds. After both parties accused the other of drug use, the Hulkster upped the ante earlier this week.

“If Linda says she’ll take a drug test, I say bring it, brother! It needs to be done, and she’ll fail it.”

It’s not even that he’s publicly bashing his ex-wife with no remorse, it’s that the Hulkster is still the Hulkster, BROTHER.

“Brooke can’t have a relationship with her mother like this. I hope one day Linda will grow up and be an adult like Brooke is. Linda has to reach to her level. One day, maybe.”

Yes, one day maybe Linda will let the Hulkster buy her fake breasts and allow him to rub oil all over her once again. That’ll be a good day for everyone, Brother.

June 3

1980 - The New York Mets select Darryl Strawberry first overall in the MLB draft citing his ability to maintain all five tools while high on blow as a primary reason for their selection.

2001 - Manny Ramirez strokes a 491-foot home run in Toronto marking the longest shot ever recorded in the SkyDome by a player who would later be caught taking illegal woman’s hormone drugs.

2003 - Sammy Sosa’s bat breaks in half, showering the infield with cork.  Shockingly, within seconds of the illegal material flying onto the field, Sosa lost all ability to speak English and thus could not address the situation via press conference. Pure coincidence.  ###MORE###

Tim Legler, ESPN - On-demand spray tans and frequent under-the-desk services from Bristol interns are some of Ledger’s favorite perks during enhanced basketball coverage at the Worldwide Leader.

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Rookie Manny Ramirez / Employee from Lowe’s Advertisement

If you’re wondering about Manny, he’s dropped to 5th in All Star voting. As for the Lowe’s employee, he got fired after attempting to steal a ceiling fan.

That this picture is funny:

The Media Circus refuses to shake hands with other media-bashing columns and is skewered by Fox Sports columnist Michael Rosenbloom.

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