The Yankees Are Hospitable Hosts

I have to congratulate the Yanks for being so accommodating to the visiting team. After years of a huge and unfair home field advantage, complete with ghosts, full-throated partisans, and wall-to-wall Yankee Fans, the most valued franchise in baseball has, in one fell swoop, made the playing field much more level. With acres of empty seats in the close areas, a permanent tourist mindset from the overpriced everything, and the sense from non-locals that they need to see the new yard, you've never heard so many fans happy to see the home team lose—and lose they did to the immortal Carlos Ruiz and Clay Condrey.

In many ways, it just makes things like the Yankee road games, where they have any number of road fans ruining the experience for the local faithful. It helps us get to that perfect moment for the MLB: a post-modern age when every person in attendance is more or less neutral in their rooting interests, maybe because they're all fantasy sports players or corporate greedheads who are too well-heeled to applaud.

It's certainly making life easier for the Phillies, who are below .500 at home and far above that on the road. If they could ever get their home and closer problem (Brad Lidge blew his second save of the series today, has an ERA of over nine, and just looks snakebitten) dealt with, they could be, you know, good or something.

But, in any event, I give continued thanks to the Yanks for replacing their perfectly acceptable, massive home-field advantage with a massive boondoggle that will, over time, destroy their pitching and retard their player development and talent evaluation. I also want to include the fair home run for Mark Teixeria, who went deep to left when his bat broke all the way into the outfield.

Good work, gents!

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