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"Break The Walls Down!" Jericho theme hits as he walks to the broadcasting area with Lance Cade.
"Welcome one and all to another episode of the Highlight Reel. This is a special night, we're nearing Wrestlemania! Can you feel it my Jerichoholics?! I'm doubting I can keep a clean set, so no guests tonight people".
Jericho is in a good mood, thus the face actions.
"Y2J had a PB & J sandwich and it was good. While I get settled, Cade can turn on my lovely, one of kind, flatscreen that none you can buy....my Jeritron 5000".
Cade does what he's told and turns on the Jeritron 5000.
Greg Bush's RAW was rewound and can be seen
here.
-A Degeneration X reunion is shown. Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle have their contract signing and neither of the two was able to keep their cool. The tag team scene gets real hectic as four teams will square off for the titles at Wrestlemania.
It ends and Jericho's good mood has nearly diminished. He looks into the camera and prepares to give his outlook on RAW. He was disgusted when he saw the Shawn Michaels/X-Pac DX reunion.
'"X-Pac...errr Sean Waltman or whatever the hell your name is. It seems that people with the name "Shawn" or "Sean" are spotlight whoring idiots. X-Punk believes it's right to return to a company past his prime--if he even had one and feel the rush again..the excitement again. How did it feel? Great X-Pac ..err Sean?"'
"Michaels convinced you to come just like he did Jannety. You were sitting in your old Dodge Durango that you brought during DX's prime. It was a regular day for you huh? Americanized Chinese food was dinner...Seven Eleven provided that slushsy desert".
"On your way to get some gas at an Sunoco station, Shawn Michaels called you. He gave you the "old times" speech and without hesitation you smeared that egg fo yung off of your face. Then, you exited the truck and went to the trunk, which you extracted your old Degenration X shirt. Did you feel young again Sean? 1999?"
"Well there's and ol' saying that goes "party like it's 1999", is that what you did? The 90's are over. They ended when moi debuted, when RAW became Jericho, when the Jerichoholics screamed my name, when that countdown ended...when WWE needed true talent".
"It wasn't that long ago that you were in that Wrestling Society X. Guess your tenure there fell as fast as your DX tenure. Don't you get it? Your a washed up sellout. WCW rejected you, DX rejected you, DX rejected you, Triple H rejected you, WWE rejected you, even MTV rejected you".
"Last time I recalled, Mr. Michaels left when DX was just reaching it's peak..where was he Sean? Jannety, what happened to the Rockers? Shawn took another leave of absence again? Now he's recruited you guys again".
"How convenient that it's the road to Wrestlemania. You guys are blinded by the old spotlight. It's marvelous isn't it? Michaels can't do it alone fellas, I might break his back like Taker did".
"Once HBK is done with you..then it's back to backyard wrestling Jannety, back to the Dodge Durango Waltman. It's a lose/lose situation. If HBK won at Wrestlemania, which he's not, he would put you two on the backburner".
"After he loses along with Orton and Christian, those other assclowns, he'll definitely give you two his goodbyes. When I say goodbye, I mean sweet "chin music" goodbye. Getting to the point, Wrestlemania is JERICHO".
"More went on RAW, but you seen it on the Jeritron. The rest of the roster is nothing more then irrelevant".
Jericho loosens his tie and gets a drink of wine. He tells Cade that he can have some after he wins the WWE title at Wrestlemania. Jericho has to make a phone call, so Cade is once again left with the task of running the Jeritron 5000.
Anonymous Guy's ECW was extreme and can be seen
here.
-R-Truth and Shelton Benjamin shake up the land of extreme. Both men were in action and are prepped for Wrestlemania. It was announced that Benjamin's U.S. title will hang in the air with the MITB briefcase. Two treasures are now up for grabs. Paul Heyman continues the fight for the ECW brand control against Team Swagger. There were some extreme matches that night.
"Normally, I would have Team Swagger on my show. Tonight, I'm on lockdown, no one is getting in here unless I say otherwise. Swagger is losing control down there in that circus. We had fun last week, but Wrestlemania is near, I must prepare".
"Edge himself has lost control of Smackdown. I don't even blame him. I blame Ric Flair, another old timer who doesn't know when to bow out. If I were on that show, I would look him in the eye and slap him so hard that everyone in the bleachers will yell..
Jericho gives the mic to Lance Cade.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Jericho resumes his speech.
"Flair and Heyman both need to be brought to justice, so does Stephanie McMahon. Speaking of Flair, run the Smackdown Rebound Cade".
Cade hurries to the Jeritron 5000 and selects the Smackdown recap.
Ray Bogusz's Smackdown was rebounded and can be seen
here.
-Undertaker is livid as he assures Triple H that he's going to hell come Wrestlemania. Jimmy Wang Yang and Kung Fu Naki took on the Colons in an exciting fast paced action packed match. Shelton Benjamin continues to look strong as he dominates again the same week. He leaves this statement:
'“Go ahead, suspend my title above the ring with the case. Because after I pull my belt back down, I'll just use it to knock everyone else out and win the MITB match too. VLR!”'
It appears that Benjamin is ready for Wrestlemania and loves VLR. Natalya and Maryse duke it out while Festus and Ezeikel Jackson have their first match together. There is also a contract signing.
"Well guys, the show is about to end. Did you actual;y think I wouldn't have a guest? Ladies and gents, it's time to put your hand together for R-Truth!!"
"WHAT'S UP?! WHAT'S UP?! WHAT'S UP?!
"Welcome Truth. Tonight, we're--
"Cade will face off against R-Truth in a dance off".
Cade tries to keep up with Truth, who is pulling all the moves. The camera men and stage crew are even chanting for Truth. It's evident that Cade can't dance so Jericho switches the song.
"Crank that/Superman" by Soulja Boy is played as Cade still struggles to do the once popular dance. R-Truth demolishes Cade again. Cade tells Truth that he can't seem him and the two nearly come to blows. Jericho stops the music.
"Thanks for coming tonight Truth, this is an "action free" show, so take it easy. My men will show you off the set".
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME! What kind of crap is that?"
'"My goodness, everything needs saving. Please make sure that you tune in to your three weekly shows above and of course, my Highlight Reel, a show with "SUBSTANCE"'.
Jericho tells the camera men and lighting crew to fade the set, but one guy just stands there. Jericho goes to confront him and Jericho gets in his face.
"SHOW IS OV-ER, DO YOU UN-DER--
Jericho gets superkicked and R-Truth scissor kicks Cade. The man reveals himself to be HBK. HBK and Truth give each other high fives as the show ends.
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