WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw, Ep. 9

Hello my loyal fans (the fans that I have, I do appreciate it). Welcome to my Manual. Today, we don't have as many surprises as usual, but it should be a good episode.

For Smackdown, check Ray Bogusz.
For ECW, check Anonymous Guy.
For TNA, check Kevin Canny.
and last, but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST...the Highlight Reel is done by AkD.

Let's get started...

(Fireworks go off, but the arena is dark. It stays dark for three minutes, and then the music hits.)

King: Cole, it's X-Pac!

Cole: I can't believe it King! Apparently, Jannetty was right about Shawn's friends.

The crowd is exploding as they haven't seen Sean Waltman in a long time. He's jumping around in the ring and looks excited.

Pac: Hello hello hello. Ah, it's good to be back in the WWE ring again. As we all know, Wrestlemania 25 is coming up and my friend Shawn Michaels is defending his title. Marty, myself, and others have and will be appearing to show our support for the man. But, HBK, come on out here please.

HBK comes out to a pop from the crowd. The two embrace in the ring and after talking about the old days they get down to business.

Pac: Shawn, I'm happy for you. You have the Title and you get to defend it against three MAJOR assholes. I know you'll win man.

Shawn: Well, it's going to be tough. Orton is sadistic, Chris is a jackass, and Cage is stuck in the middle of it all. As for the Super kick that I gave him during the Highlight Reel, well, business is business. He felt he had to make a deal, and I couldn't allow that.

Pac: Well, you know if you need help me and the other guys are h...

Orton and Legacy come out.

Orton: X-Pac, I haven't seen you since you were injured way back when. You couldn't handle the Book Man, but I guess we weren't really surprised.

Pac: What's the problem Orton? Scared? You have to come out here because you feel threatened?

Dibiase: He is not threatened!! Don't you say that about Randy you little prick!

Shawn: Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down Teddy. Look, apparently after Wrestlemania you guys are still going to be after me, but Orton, if your boys want to be part of this then so be it. Tyson Kidd, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Jr. will face the Golden boys and a partner of MY choosing. And it will be one of the boys that you all keep hearing about. Hell, it might be Sean here.

In fact, let's get a little piece of the action tonight. Sean, you and whoever you want for a partner will take on two members of Legacy.

Pac: Sounds great to me. I think we should do this D-X style. I think it's time we bring back "The One" tonight.

(Commercial)

We return with a recap of what just happened.

King: I can't believe it Cole! D-X reunion tonight! But who is the One?

Cole: I don't know King but Legacy definitely was not ready for this.

Tag Team Unification Match

The new WWE Tag team champs Festus and Big Zeke make their way down to the ring followed by Cryme Tyme. Cryme Tyme gets a huge ovation from the crowd. They begin the match

JTG and Zeke start off. JTG ducks out the way of a clothesline and dropkicks the big man. They then get back up and JTG applies a headlock, but Zeke picks him up and puts in a Bear Hug. JTG is in pain and looks like he could tap but bites Zekes head and gets out.

JTG then takes out Zeke's legs and gets off the ropes only to get hit by Zeke's boot. Zeke tags in Festus and he goes beserk. He man handles JTG for three minutes just slamming him over and over again in the corner and on the mat. He goes to tag Zeke but he tells him to turn around as Shad just got the tag.

He runs in and spears Festus. He then knocks off Zeke. When he turns around Festus is trying to go for a choke slam but he wiggles out and hits him in the throat. He calls JTG and they set up for the G-9. They hit it but when they go for the pin the ref is dragged away by the Bashams.

The Bashams get both teams disqualified as they hit Festus and Shad with the belts. Big Zeke tries to get in but is hit too. When JTG gets up he is hit with a Double Brain Damage. The Bashams are holding Cryme Tyme's Tag Titles up. They look too dominant for any team to beat.

King: This is rediculous. What in the Hell is going on?

Cole: Yes King, this is...

APA runs in from the crowd and takes both out. Bradshaw hits the Clothesline from Hell  on Doug and Farooq hits a Dominator on Danny. They help up Cryme Tyme and walk to the back.

Shane is talking to Raw Law(APA) and Cryme Tyme

Shane: Okay boys, I saw what happened last week and tonight, so at Wrestlemania, the four of you will have a tag match for the Titles, along with the Bashams for revenge.

(Commercial)

Kelly Kelly and Candice Contract Signing

Steph: Okay ladies. Let's keep this nice and clean.

Candice: Tell that little slut, not me.

Kelly is angry but keeps her cool. She signs the contract as does Candice.

Steph: Okay girls, good luck.

Candice grabs her belt and stares down Kelly.

Candice: Let's make the match interesting. Bra and Panties match little one. Or are you afraid to bare it all?

KK: Oh I don't have to be afraid, because I'm going to win.

KK hits Candice in the face and slams the belt on her head.

Dolph Ziggler is talking to Ryan Braddock

Dolph: Ryan, that was one hell of a match last week.

Ryan: Yea, but you have the gold. What do you want me to say? "You're Dolph Ziggler, and you're the new Intercontinental Champion"?

Dolph: Well, thanks for that, but I think we can do something big here. Look, we can keep wrestling for this title and keep the crowd on their feet. But after Wrestlemania, how bout you and me team up? Think about it. You have a huge clothesline that will knock anyone out, including that Knox. And me? Well, I am just atheletic.

Ryan: Well...I don't know. Should I really trust you?

Dolph: Look, I know I don't have a good reputation around here, but you and me can take over this show. Just think about it. Oh, I already talked to Stephanie. We're facing Kane and Knox next for a debut.

Ryan: ...Fine.

Dolph and Ryan vs. Kane and Knox

Dolph and Ryan are in the ring and Kane and Knox follow.

Ryan starts with Knox. They touch fists and get going. Knox gets a headlock and then snapmares him to the mat. He holds the headlock in. Ryan fights out after a while. He gets back up and hits Knox in the stomach with an awkward running punch. He then picks him up and hits a suplex.

He tags in Dolph. Ziggler runs in with a spinning wheel kick and connects. He then sets up for the Dawn of Dolph but Knox wiggles out and tags Kane. Kane runs in but Dolph rolls out the way and dropkicks him into the ropes. Then he jumps on his back but Kane catches him.

He sits back up off the ropes and falls back. He climbs the turnbuckles but Ryan jumps up top and hits a superplex. Dolph drops him with the Dawn of Dolph and when Knox runs in Ryan hits his Lariat. 1...2...3.

The newly formed tag team has just bested the two most dangerous men on Raw.

King: Wow, that's teamwork.

Cole: I can't believe it. Look at those two young men. Their smiling their faces off. It looks like they just settled the deal.

They shake hands and Dolph raises his new partner's arm.

World Heavyweight Title promo

Christian is backstage as Jericho walks in.

Christian: Jericho, I got super kicked just because I wanted to talk to you. What have I gotten myself into?

Jericho: Look Cage, the fact is that you need me. And I appreciate the help you are going to give me when I win the title.

Christian: You think I'm just going to let you win the title? I'm just doing this to make it one on one. Nothing more.

The camera turns to HBK in his Champion lockerroom.

Shawn: Well Sean, it looks like I still need help convincing Christian. But for tonight, enjoy the match.

Sean: Yea, I will, I just wonder when...Oh, there he is.

???: Hey boys! Ready for the reunion?

Shawn: Oh, Sean, this is too good.

D-X (X-Pac and ?) vs Legacy (Tyson Kidd and Cody Rhodes)

Legacy is accompanied by Orton and Dibiase. They are waiting for D-X to come out.

D-X comes out to a huge standing ovation from the crowd... and King. It's X-Pac accompanied by Shawn, but the other partner has yet to be seen.

Lillian: Making their way to the ring accompanied by Shawn Michaels, X-Pac and.....

Billy Gunn's music plays and it turns back to D-X. He walks out with the D-X uniform on and the crowd goes nuts.

Lillian: Making his one night return also, The One Billy Gunn!

King: Wow, when X-Pac said "The One", I guess he ment "The One" Billy Gunn

The match begins with Billy Gunn and Rhodes. Rhodes is easily overpowered by the big man. He power slams him twice and then locks in a leg lock. After a while he stops and then picks him up and tosses him to X-Pac.

They tag and X-Pac jumps in. He starts stomping out his opponent and then tosses him to the middle of the ring. He gets fired up and goes to the top. When Rhodes gets up he is knocked back down by a flying dropkick.

X-Pac locks in the Buzz-kill. Rhodes almost taps but Tyson Kidd jumps off the top ropes and lands a side kick to Pac's face. He pulls his partner to his side and tags himself in. He picks up Pac but he reverses into a jawbreaker. He then lands the X-Factor. 1..2.. He lets off and tags in the One.

Billy waits for him to get up and gets behind Kidd. He grabs him and drops him with the One and Only. Rhodes runs in but X-Pac throws him outside. Then Kidd is put in the corner and Pac runs in with the Bronco Buster. Kidd stumbles up and is taken down with the Fame-Asser. 1..2..3! D-X reunion is a success.

Dibiase comes in but X-Pac hits the X-Factor. When Orton runs in he is hit with a Super kick by the 1-2-3 kid and then a Fame-Asser. Shawn rolls in and hits the Sweet Chin Music.

Christian and Jericho walk out and stare down D-X.

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