Burgett Studios Breaking News: RNN's Joe Farrell Coming Out of the Closet

On the heels of the latest RNN (Revolution News Network) episode, some breaking and disturbing news has come out. I, for one, am shocked by this news.

RNN's Joe Farrell, aka the man who gets his butt kicked in just about every one of Jason Le Blanc's RNN episodes, was found late last night coming out of the closet.

As many know Farrell and his supposed Bodyguard Burgberg have been close lately. Some believe Burgberg is just a big softy, and really is not a real bodyguard.

Rumor has it that Farrell asked for Burgberg to be a bodyguard after he went to a local club, it was populated by many men and little women. Come to find out Farrell, being the idiot he is, did not know he went to a gay bar.

They became fast friends and wanted to spend more time together, therefore since Burgberg was a big man, he got the bodyguard job. Leaving the back story we go to the news 

Farrell and Burgberg were found last night at a Goodies going out of business sale, I would know because I was passing by and saw them through the window.

Apparently I was in the same town at the time they were. Weird how the timing works huh?

Well as I was looking through the window I saw Farrell and Burgberg. A employee I interviewed mentioned that they asked for clothing that was not in the store currently.

He mentioned that there was a back room where they keep clothing. Farrell asked if he could go back there, and the employee said "No."

Farrell mentioned he was a celebrity, and although the employee never heard of them, he let them go to the back closet unsupervised.

Apparently the employee was sipping a little liquid courage. But anyhow we go back to Farrell and Burgberg. They went to the back and did not come out for sometime. Finally they left the room.

Therefore officially coming out of the closet. Now one could only think that since Burgberg was found at gay bar, and they wanted to spend time together, that Farrell has to be playing for the other team.

Now officially out of the closet, what will this do for the next episode for RNN?

Will Jason Le Blanc fire Farrell or just kick his butt?

All of these answers may be coming soon.