WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run a Successful Raw (Episode Seven)

Last week we saw the appearance of two more contenders for the title match at WMXXV, Y2J and Christian.

For Smackdown see Ray Bogusz, For ECW see Anonymous Guy, For the Highlight Reel see AkD, and for TNA see Kevin Canney.

Let's get started!!!!!!!!

(Fireworks go off and we see Christian Cage in the ring)

Cage: Hello my Peeps. For those of you who didn't watch last weeks show, Chris Jericho gave me an uncalled for Code Breaker. Now, on his highlight reel, he said that because of my Killswitch on him when he won the battle royal that I deserved it. Well, you deserved it for one reason.  You're an asshole! (Crowd starts to cheer)

Y2J's music comes on and he walks down to the ring.

Y2J: Christian, I think we're even. Besides, we're fighting for the World title, and I'm going to destroy all of you Assclowns that stand in my way. I will win the world title. I am the first Undisputed champion and I am the next World Heavyweight Champion!

Cage: Not if I have anything to say about it!

Stephanie McMahon walks out

Steph: ENOUGH!!! You two are the reason that my Randy is hurt and has to take on three men at WM! Tonight, you two will be in the ring together. But it won't be one on one. You two will be in a tag match, and it will be against Legacy!

Also, tonight I will be dealing with another problem. Goldberg and Goldust. You two will be in a match...against each other!

We return from commercial

King: Cole, we just heard two huge announcements. The return of the Christian Jericho tag team and Goldberg vs Goldust!

Cole: Well, after her beau was beaten last week, I guess Steph feel's that she needs to destroy his problems.

Cryme Tyme announcement

JTG and Shad are in the ring.

Shad: Okay homies, we bout to offer yall some real high class stuff right now.

JTG: That's right dawg, boys, bring out tha merchandise!

Two men bring down boxes to the ring.

JTG: Okay, the first box is...The Boogeyman's box of worms. Ol' Boogey was kicked tha hell outa here sadly, so we gotta give these ta somebody... No takas? Okay

JTG starts eating some of the worms

Shad: Dawg that's just damn nasty... anyway, the next box is... the Smackdown Tag titles. Hawkins, Ryder, apparently you guys got some issues wit us. So tonight we is gonna give yall a chance to take yo property back. Come on down.

The tag champs come down to the ring.

Hawkins: What the hell do you two ghetto pieces of sh*t think you're doing?

JTG: Eatin'.

Ryder: Not you you little sick bastard. Why do you have our titles?

Shad: Well, now we have a collection of tag titles. What yall little white boys gonna do about it?

Ryder: This!

They start to fight but Shad hits Ryder with the belt. JTG spits worms in Hawkins face and Shad hits him too. JTG stuffs worms down their pants.

Shad: Dawg, what tha hell?

Goldberg v Goldust

Goldberg makes his way down to the ring, and right after him is Goldust. The match starts and they are a little hesitant.  Goldberg walks up and shakes Goldust's hand. They begin. Goldberg tosses him into the turnbuckle and hits him in the gut with a shoulder tackle. Goldust falls over. 1..2..3?

King: Did Goldust just take a dive?

Cole: I guess so King. They don't want to hurt themselves in the battle versus Legacy.

Stephanie: What in the Hell was that? You two won't get away with this. Next week, you two will pay for making me look foolish!

The Golden boys celebrate in the ring.

Return from commercial

A promo for John Cena comes on saying that he is coming soon. He is coming and claiming what is his!

King: Oh, I can't wait for the return of the Champ!

Cole: Former champ King, Shawn is the Champ.

King: He won't be when WM is over with because Jericho will be the champ!!

Candice Michelle's Announcement

Candice: Hello Boys!!!and girls. I am the beautiful Women's Champion I am here to make a challenge. A little whore has been running around here saying that she is the most beautiful and that she thinks she can take me out.

Well, I'll give her the chance. At Wrestlemania we will fight! And the loser will be given a mask to wear the next night!

Kelly Kelly comes down

KK: Deal

She slaps the champ but Candice hits her with the belt. She then poses for the cameras and leaves.

King: OH, I can't wait Cole! The two sexiest women on Raw will fight at Wrestlemania!

Cole: I knew you would like that announcement King.

Legacy vs C&C

Legacy comes down to the ring looking happy. When C&C enter the ring they are more than displeased with this. They are barely standing next to each other. The match begins with Christian and Rhodes.

Rhodes takes down the veteran with a thez press. He then stomps on Cage and continues to do so for awhile. He finally picks up Cage and tosses him into the ropes. He hangs on but Rhodes clotheslines him outside the ring.

He then distracts the referee while DiBiase wales on the Vet.

Commercial

We return to see Cage in a boston crab by DiBiase. DiBiase then drags him towards the corner but Cage knocks him off. He gets to his corner and tags in Jericho. Jericho runs in and takes out both Legacy members.

He grabs DiBiase by the legs and locks in the Walls of Jericho. DiBiase is about to tap until Orton runs in and hits the RKO on Jericho. Cage tries to come in but is hit by another RKO. Randy Orton is the only one standing because both Legacy members are out cold.

The crowd starts to cheer and Orton turns around. Shawn Michaels is in the ring and goes for the Sweet Chin Music but Orton ducks. He hits the RKO on Michaels and is left standing over the champ.

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