Randy Orton's Excuse For The Pain: The Voices In My Head Told Me to Hurt You #2

There has been a great rivalry for some time now in the WWE, Randy Orton vs Triple H. Of course, it got even better when Orton started hearing voices and acquired the mental disease known as I.E.D.

So I did a promo I thought would be good after he punted Vince McMahon in the head about a month ago. It turned out well, so I figured I'd do another one.

Here we go!

Triple H! Last week you brought something to my attention. You said I needed to face you at Wrestlemania to fulfill myself. 

I wanted to face the winner of the World Heavyweight Championship match, but I thought your idea was intriguing. See, I don't have to face you to fulfill myself. Fulfilling my destiny will not go through you Triple H.

I am the Legend Killer, and when I was in Evolution I was the Crown Jewel. True, I only held the World Heavyweight Championship for a short time, but if it were not for you, I would have held it a lot longer.

You didn't have to be happy for me Triple H, I didn't expect that. I knew the real Triple H, I knew you Hunter. I knew what you were capable of. When I won the Title from you I was happy to win it from a complete joke of a Champion.

You wouldn't be were you were without your wife and you know it! I had success on my own, not sleeping with the boss' daughter.

I punted your father-in-law, Vince McMahon, in the head. I loved every second of it. He thinks he can fire me? I am the best in the WWE right now, and have been for a long time.

All of you need to take notice, but especially you Hunter, because at Wrestlemania I will show you why I am the best this sport has to offer.

When I punted Shane in the head, I did that on purpose. See, I knew what I was doing. I wanted to hurt him. I wanted to get rid of him. Your ho of a wife just got in the way.

See Hunter, I may have not meant to hurt her, but I did. When her head crashed to the mat, it felt good for me because I knew that she would not be in the way. She has always been behind your success.

Now that she is gone, it will be a fair fight. I don't need Rhodes and Dibiase to help him win. I will win on my own, and you can't do anything about it.

And Hunter, at Wrestlemania, I will make sure you fall down and not get up! Rest assured my I.E.D will have nothing to do with it.