ECW: A New Era of Extreme (Week Four)

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to week four of ECW. As most of you already know that on this past Sunday night on my version of ECW's No Way Out, Jack Swagger retained his ECW Championship Title against five other ECW superstars. The following men are listed by order of eliminations:

1. The Miz (Eliminated by RVD)

2. John Morrison (Eliminated by Jack Swagger)

3. Finlay (Eliminated by Jack Swagger)

4. Tommy Dreamer (Eliminated by Jack Swagger)

5. Rob Van Dam (Eliminated by Jack Swagger)

As you may have noticed, Jack Swagger was pretty much dominant in the match. The reason for that is because he is my champion, he is my top heel, and I had no choice but to make him look more dominant than anyone on the show.

If you guys read the No Way Out article, you also noticed that RVD was doing some of his most insane stunts, was more dominant than ever, and he showed that he has more heart than anyone.

All of those factors has to be shown in all high-profile matches from a face superstar to make him look as the top babyface of my show.

Also at the event, we saw the new formation of a very powerful faction in the works inside the chamber match. I've yet to come up with a name for those three men, but I will have a name by my next installment.

Without further interruption, lets get on the road for another exciting night of ECW: A New Era Of Extreme!

The show opens with the No Way Out theme song: "Hunt You Down" by Saliva, with a viedo recap of the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

Afterwards the ECW theme song and video opened up. 

The pyro goes off and the lights are on bright as we're welcomed by Todd Grisham and Matt Striker.

Striker: Welcome my loyal subjects to a beautiful and extreme night of ECW! I'm your number one desire, Matt Striker and I'm anchored by my badly dressed butler, Todd Grisham! And we are just 47 days away from the greatest and biggest stage of them all, Wrestlemania 25!

Todd: You're absoulety correct as Wrestlemania 25is indeed 47 days away! And speaking of the biggest stage of them all, will we see Jack Swagger enter Wrestlemania 25 as the champ, or will we see a new champion grace the power of the coveted ECW championship title. I can't wai...

(Todd is interrupted by Jack Swagger's theme song as Paul Burchill, Mark Henry, Tony Atlas, and Jack Swagger himself come down to the ring. All men except Henry of course are in street clothes. Atlas is in his all black suit.)

They enter the ring and Atlas grabs the mic.

Atlas: Shut-up and bow down to your greatest ECW Champion, Jack Swagger! 

He hands Swagger the mic.

Swagger: Thank you Tony, as you are a great man of perfect taste in talent. I am your ECW Champion. Last night you all saw how Teddy Long did his absolute best in trying to cost me my title match, but I outsmarted him and used his own rules against him. 

Hell, I outsmarted all of you ignorant fans and beat out five other men to retain the ECW championship title.

No one thought that in a million years that good ol' Swagger would win an Extreme Elimination Chamber match. Instead of Chris Jericho being the WWE Superstarof the Year, I should have that trophy as well.

Just like the NFL puts players that does well in the year on the cover of their videogame, I should grace the cover of the WWE Smackdownvs Raw 2010 videogame!

(He gains major heat and the crowd starts to chant, "Ass-hole, ass-hole, ass-hole!")

Just as he opens his mouth to say something else, RVD's music hits! He runs down to the ring with a chair in his hand. The live crowd goes nuts!

He hits Burchill first, then Atlas. Henry tries to hit RVD, but he ducks the shot and hits the "Vandaminator", which sends him rolling out of the ring. Swagger has already made it halfway up the ramp with Burchill and Henry staggering and stumbling behind him.

Tony Atlas is still laying in the ring. RVD see's him and looks intensely at Swagger. RVD bounces off of the ropes and hits the "Rolling Thunder!" The crowd is unglued out of their seats. RVD pulls Atlas to the middle of the ring and climbs to the top rope. He points at Swagger and his men and yells something to them.

He dives down and hits the "5-Star Frog Splash!" The crowd is going wild! RVD picks up the ECW Title that Swagger dropped. He climbs to the top rope and poses with the belt above his head.

His music hits again as we see Swagger and his henchmen looking deeply upset. We cut to commercial.

We return with Jack Swagger, Mark Henry, Paul Burchill, and a hurting Tony Atlas in the lockerroom discussing something. Teddy Long enters with a huge smile on his face.

Swagger: What the hell was all of that about out there? Didn't you see the way that he attacked us? What do you plan on doing as a punishment for this?

Teddy: Hold up playa, but that was one of the most hilarious beatdowns that I've seen done by one man on four other men. I will don something about it though. In tonight's main event, Mark Henry and Paul Burchill will take on Rob Van Dam and Tommy Dreamer in a Tag-Team Elimination Tables Match!

Swagger and the henchmen all start complaining at once and Teddy just leaves.

Swagger: Hold up guys, I have a plan that should work easily for tonight's match. Let's just say that I landed on a huge deal earlier today that invloves all of us and RVD. He is definitely going to get what he has coming to him.

We cut to DJ Gabriel in the ring dancing with Alicia Fox as usual.

The Miz's music hits and he comes out in street clothes and on crutches.

Miz: Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that the chick magnet is currently unable to compete! But there is a silver lining in all of this: I have picked a replacement superstar for my match tonight.

He stands to the side and extends his arm to the entrance. After about 7 seconds of waiting, Tyson Kidd's music hits and he along with Natalya and the Miz all make their way to the ring.

Money in the Bank Qualfying Match

DJ Gabriel w/ Alicia Fox vs Tyson Kidd w/ Natalya and The Miz

Both men go to the middle of the ring. They look as if they are about to lock up, but Kiddoffers out his hand to Gabriel. Gabriel takes Kidd's hand and shakes it. As soon as Gabriel looks away to Natalya, Kidd come up behind him and starts hitting him in the back of the head. He beats him all the way down into the corner.

Gabriel is now realing on the mat in the corner. Kidd backs up and taunts the fans. He charges forward and hits Gabriel with a hard knee shot to the head.

(Oh my goodness. It looks as if Gabriel botched the maneuver because he is now busted open!)

Kidd stands Gabriel up and puts him on the top rope. Kidd springboards off of the second rope nearby and hits Gabriel with a shining wizard! Gabriel is out cold and is leaning forward looking as if he is going to fall.

Kidd sits him up and climbs up to the top rope. Kidd throws him off with a double-underhook superplex! Kidd stands up and taunts to the crowd. He gets on the outside apron and springboards into the ring with an elbow drop onto Gabriel.

He covers Gabriel. 1-2-3! Its over and The Miz Qualifies for the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at Wrestlemania 25!

The Miz and Natalya gets into the ring to celebrate with Kidd. Alicia Fox gets in to check on the downed Gabriel. Natalya sees her and grabs her by her hair. Natalya gets her up and hits a DDT. She goes to the legs of the downed Alicia and locks in the Sharpshooter!

Alicia is still out cold from the DDT that Natalya gave her. Refs get into the ring and break it up only to get beatdown by Kidd. The Miz and Natalya then raises Kidd's hands in victory.

We cut to commercial.

We return with RVD and Tommy Dreamer in the locker room getting prepared to walk out, until someone knocks on the door. Dreamer tells the guest to come in and they both stand up looking confused. 

The camera shows that two men dressed in suits accompanied by five other policemen has entered the locker room.

RVD: Hello officers, is everything okay?

Unknown Man No. 1: Actually no sir, my name is Detective Rose and this is my partner Detective Williams we are looking for a mister... Rob Van Dam.

RVD: Well you've found him. What's the deal man?

Rose: You have been accused of maliciously assaulting a man earlier tonight for an unknown reason. And even though it was between the ropes, it wasn't a contracted match. And not only that, but the man that you are accused of assaulting isn't a contracted WWE Superstar whatsoever.

So I'm placing you under arrest for the acts of crime that you performed here tonight.

(All of the men start to surround RVD and handcuff him. Swagger with Tony Atlas enters the lockerr oom.)

Williams: Sir, is this the man that attacked you tonight?

Atlas: Yes Mr. Detective, that's the one sir.

Rose: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say will be used against in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you do not have one, the court will provide you with one. Do you understand your rights sir?

RVD: Yeah man. Just get me outta here before I do something to him again. This is a bunch of bull!!!

(All men exit with RVD except Swagger and Atlas)

Dreamer: Now the both of you know that he was screwed by you two and your other boys this past Sunday and now you have him arrested, I should k...

Swagger: Wait a minute Tommy! Now this is just between us and RVD. He has done nothing for me, Tony Atlas, Paul Burchill, Mark Henry, nor has he done a damned thing for you!

Now what you can do is come out tonight and fight both of my boys tonight and get destroyed like you did in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match this past Sunday, or you could come out tonight and join us!

We are in need of a legendary extremist and you are he greatest that we could name. Don't say anything yet, just come out tonight and show us you're true colors and join Team Swagger!

(Both men leave the locker room and Tommy Dreamer is left standing slone looking at the ECW logo on his wall.)

We cut to commercial.

We return with Jack Swagger, Tony Atlas, Mark Henry, and Paul Burchill all standing in the center of the ring.

Swagger: Listen up my people, please listen up.

(The fans boo loudly and Swagger looks to be getting frustrated.)

Swagger: Screw it. Shut the hell up! Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you our newest member of Team Swagger, Tommy Dreamer!

(The fans cheer for the entrance of their hardcore hero's entrance. Team Swagger are all in the ring clapping as well. Tony Atlas holds down the ropes to allow Dreamer to enter the ring easily.)

Dreamer: Thank you. Thank you for that warm reception. I will never forget how all of you ECW fanatics have embraced me. Thank you again.

(He holds the mic own as this is a very emotional thing for him to do. The live crowd is now chanting his name at the top of their lungs.)

Swagger: I think that you don't even have to say a single word, as I already know what's going to come out of your mouth next. You are now apart of history, you are now apart of fame, you are now apart of royalty. YOU ARE NOW THE NEWEST MEMBER OF TEAM SWA...

(Dreamer snatches the mic out of Swagger's hand! The live crowd has come completely out of their seats.)

Dreamer: NO!!! I AM THE ECW ORIGINAL EXTREMIST TOMMY DREAMER!!! AND I STAND ONLY WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BIGGEST RIVAL ROB VAN DAM!!! ECW IS MY LIFE AND IT IS MY SOUL, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET YOU AND YOUR PANSY FRIENDS TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!

THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU CAN TAKE ECW FROM ME IS OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! AND I DON'T CARE IF THERE IS FOUR OF YOU AND ONE OF ME!!! IF YOU WANT ME OUT OF THE PICTURE, THEN DAMMIT, I'M GOING DOWN FIGHTING!!!

(The crowd pops big for those comments made by Dreamer. Swagger picks the mic up and the crowd boo's him tremendously.)

Swagger: I appreciate you being completely honest and showing me why you are that damned extreme. Fair enough, but for the record, I did warn you that you just made the biggest mistake of your life.

(All four men surround Dreamer and we cut to Finlay and Hornswoggle trying to get out of their lockeroom, but someone has bolted the door in from the outside. We cut to all of the men back into the ring.)

Tommy hits Burchill and Atlas with right hands, but Henry takes him down hard with a clothesline. All men start stomping on the downed Dreamer. Swagger grabs his title and tells the men to lift Dreamer up.

Swagger says a few words to Dreamer and then hits him hard with the ECW Championship title. Dreamer is now laid out.

Swagger instructs Burchill to get a table. Burchill sets the table up into the ring and Mark Henry gets him up and hits the "World's Strongest Slam" onto the mat. Burchill then goes to the downed Dreamer and hits his curbstomp finisher. Swagger then gets Dreamer up and hits the "Third Degree."

Tony Atlas then puts Dreamer lifeless body onto the table. Mark Henry climbs up to the second rope and hits a splash onto Dreamer through the table.

(The crowd is furious as all men stand in the center of the ring raising each other's hands in victory.)

The show ends.

This has been an Assassin's Article.