Ortiz and Dreamer: Constantly Grinding My Gears

If there are two people that are currently pissing me off on Tuesday nights it would have to be Tommy Dreamer and the God awful Ricky Ortiz. As we all know Tommy "Jobber" lost to John Morrison tonight (as usual).

What really did it for me was when Ricky Ortiz threw a rally towel at Dreamer and told him to rally up. Really? Ricky Ortiz instead of telling people to "rally up", maybe you should rally down to FCW and learn how to wrestle. Instead of telling Tommy to rally up, you should have been encouraging him to quit.

Ricky, it's people like you that really tick me off. You come from another sport that you sucked at and think that you can make it in professional wrestling. Ortiz you're 33 years old and you don't have that much experience.

Instead of trying to whore yourself out to Tiffany, a woman that can do way better than you, maybe you should return to the AFL with the company you belong with, all the losers and washed up has-beens that couldn't cut it in the NFL. Thats right go back to the AFL and make an attempt at winning the AFL Championship-a novelty championship that has no real meaning.

Tommy Dreamer, June 6 can't get here soon enough. I don't care if you win the ECW Championship or not, I just cherish the day you leave professional wrestling because just like you stated in your WWE Universe blog, "you are old, you are fat and no one wants to see you."

Tommy I suggest you just quit now, you have two little girls at home with their mother that watch their old, fat, washed up father lose week after week. Although you may not know it, those girls probably go to school getting picked on about how their father sucks and they can't do anything but hold their heads down in shame because down in their hearts they know it's true.

And imagine your wife's friends, talking behind her back about how she could have done better, how you're a loser wrestler, that she should take the kids and just leave you for a better man/wrestler.

Dreamer you've went  from "Innovator of Violence" to "Innovator of Nothing", because thats what you have done to your career, you've turned it into nothing. It is worthless. Your autograph probably isn't even worth a nickel anymore.

With this in closing, Tommy Dreamer, you have lost my respect and Ricky Ortiz, you never had my respect to begin with in the first place. I honestly can't believe I just wasted my time writing an article on such worthless talent.