Damn I Miss Those WWF Ice Cream Bars! Don't You?

You guys remember in the late 80's and early 90's when the summer time came around what nostalgic memories pop up in your head? Swimming? Slip 'N Slide? Yeah me too. Maybe you were still a young enough kid to still believe Wrestling was still real? So that would mean you would be anticipating WWF's Wrestle Mania and Summer Slam.

Well in theory all of these things are still here for us, but what I really miss that you can not get any more were those amazingly delicious WWF Ice Cream Bars! Damn those were so good! In fact they were GREAT!

It was a layer of chocolate on the backside and a chunk of ice cream in the middle and then a cookie short bread like front side with your favorite WWF Icon on it. It sounds pretty simple and pretty plain even but for some reason those were the best tasting Ice Cream bars of all time? I am certain there are about a million of you that will back me up on that.

Vince McMahon is one incredible business man taking the WWF, now the WWE to what it has become and keeping it alive for so long. I must admit that I no longer watch wrestling and have not gave a damn about it probably ever since Hacksaw Jim Dungan stopped saying, "HOOOOOOOOOOOO!" or maybe it was when Ko Ko Beware's Parrot got eaten by Jake the Snake's Damien? 

But still I have to respect Vince for keeping the WWE going on all these years and in my eyes the greatest thing he has ever done for us is make those great WWF Ice Cream bars.

In the late 80's early 90's you could go to your local grocery store and pick up a box of these incredible ice cream bars, but tragically today you can not. Sometimes I might be in my Lexus at a red light in a lower economic status community and I'll be next to an Ice Cream truck and the first thing my eyes go to look for is if that Ice Cream truck has the WWF Ice Cream bars and sometimes it does.

I then begin to chase the Ice Cream Truck and high beam it and tail it but the Ice Cream Truck does not stop for me for I am an adult in my car and not a 10 year old kid with a $5 bill in my hand chasing it by foot?

Rumor has it that if you attend one of these WWE events such as Smack Down for example, that you can possibly purchase one of these WWE Ice Cream Bars at these events? Do I love these ice cream bars that much that I'll pay for a ticket to one of these trash horrendous events?

The answer is YES! I live in LA so the next time WWE comes to either Staples Center, Honda Center, or Nokia Theater I'll be sure to buy a nose bleed seat. Just my luck the main event will be Virgil VS the Genius!

But in all seriousness if we all work together we can bring the WWE Ice Cream Bars back into our local grocery stores! Let's do it. Vince McMahon hollar if you hear us?

If you know of any local places in the LA area where I can legally purchase these WWE Ice Cream Bars please let me know.

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GOD Bless,

KING J