JSF Pop Quiz: Missouri-Kansas Basketball Photo Edition

While the college basketball world was busy frothing at the mouth this week over last night’s Duke-UNC game (deservedly so, but whatever), one of college sports’ best rivalries added another chapter on Monday night when No. 17 Mizzou beat No. 16 Kansas on a jumper by Zaire Taylor with a shade over one second left in the game.

Luckily, the photographers from the Associated Press were on hand to make sure that not only could we view some wonderful pictures of the game, but also we could play a special Mizzou-Kansas photo version of the JSF Pop Quiz. 

As always, sharpen your pencils, keep your eyes on your own paper, and please leave any Jayhawk gear at the door, or else we will not hesitate to crack you with a black and gold ruler.

The player on the far right of this picture is…

A.) trying to will the final shot into the basket with his crotch

B.) being rudely interrupted in the middle of practicing his crane kick form

C.) giving the stink eye to the arena DJ for cutting off Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” just as he was getting into his groove

Mizzou forward DeMarre Carroll is screaming because…

A.) he just ripped the tape off his right wrist and pulled out a crapload of arm hair

B.) his insistence on going “rock” with both hands in his internal “rock, paper, scissors” battle has led to 372 consecutive ties, with no end in sight

C.) freaking Dutch covered himself in mud again and he can’t see him for shit

Kansas’ Mario Little (far left) is…

A.) getting the hell out of the way because when the big masked ogre yells “me take ball,” its best to just leave him alone

B.) adamant that “raising the roof” is still as cool as it was 10 years ago

C.) totally freaked out by the three-foot midget player wearing No. 4 for Mizzou

Kansas Coach Bill Self is…

A.) impatiently waiting for his assistant coach to feed him his mid-game Snack Pack

B.) making damn sure that his players know that they aren’t getting their paychecks this week if they keep playing like garbage

C.) totally drawing a blank as to how he should respond to the jokes about his horrible toupee