Euro 2012 Video: Watch Immensely Drunk Fan Attempt to Enter a Porta-Potty

Some of you will head to the theaters to see the latest summer blockbuster. Here is a free video that has everything those movies do—plus the added bonus of the constant human struggle to urinate. 

This video really only needs a Michael Bay shot or some added explosions. The rest is pure Hollywood gold, as one man struggles against expectations and inner demons to reach his goal. 

To put it more simply: The man has to pee, and those nearby berate him with scoffing laughter.

There is even one bystander who tries to make the video funnier by going into a mocking run to the Porta-Potty which even Adam Sandler would consider contrived. 

The YouTube description merely states this is an Irish fan in the Poznan campsite during Euro 2012. I can't, however, confirm any of that. 

I can tell you that this dude is either severely drunk or has a massive inner-ear infection, making him look like a toddler trying to get his sea legs. 

In case my mother is reading this, I have never been this drunk, but my alter ego has definitely been in this area of near alcohol poisoning before. 

I can assure you, someone is waking up at this moment in a dirty Porta-Potty wondering what the hell just happened. He then gets to play a game I often took part in during college called, "What the Crap Happened Last Night?"

This is a grand 'ol game you have to play with friends. It's where they recount to you the previous day's proceedings as if you weren't even there. 

You get to laugh along as if it was somebody else. It kind of takes the pain away, especially if you happened to be mocked unmercifully by YouTube users. 

Yay, beer!

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