Guess the Lifetime Stats, Part 5

If you're here, that means you're a fan of Major League Baseball. And if you're like most fans of Major League Baseball, you know everything there is to know about, well, everything.

I would tell you to give yourself a pat on the back, but you have to pass a test first. It's time to find out just how much you know about baseball.

The game we're going to play is called "Guess the Lifetime Stats," and it's just what it sounds like. Every week, we're going to present a screenshot of the lifetime stats of a random player, and you have to guess who those stats belong to.

It's been a while since our last game of "Guess the Lifetime Stats." That's what happens when your humble narrator gets really busy and insists on spending his free time eating donuts and watching X-Files reruns.

Obviously, I'm back now. A few pounds heavier, I might add.

This week's mystery stats guy comes straight from Jonas Altman-Kurosaki, who recognized Aaron Boone's stats when he saw them a few weeks ago. It took us a while to get in touch, but here are the stats for the guy he picked, courtesy of Baseball-Reference.com:

This guy clearly wasn't much of a power hitter, but man could he hit.

So who might it be?

Think about it. Take your time. Find the clues. Look to the stars for answers, if you must. [Not recommended. Stars suck].

If you think you know the correct answer, all you have to do is head on down to the comments section and shout it out for the world to see.

If yours is the correct answer, you'll get to choose next week's mystery stats guy. You will also be rewarded with a shoutout.

If you guess an incorrect answer, I'll hire Deebo to give you noogies for two consecutive hours. You will not survive.

Good luck. 

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