Christian Goes Extreme: WWE Makes A Dumb Creative Move

Hello, everyone. With Christian appearing on ECW last night, it's apparent the WWE has lost its mind.

Below, I present some WWE storylines and pre-Wrestlemania XXV thoughts.

First, Christian's face in the picture says it all. Right now, I'm looking at his face in front of Jack Swagger. I can't believe that WWE has returned the Captain of Charisma in a feud for the ECW title instead of using him in the Edge, Matt Hardy, and Jeff Hardy storyline.

This is a catastrophe! It just goes to show that the WWE needs a whole new creative team. Please bring back Paul Heyman to run the land of Ex-Extreme ECW.

Christian left TNA at the end of last year and had been reportedly signed with the WWE. We watched as the Edge and Hardy storyline developed and were very upset when the royal rumble had Matt Hardy as Jeff's recent attacker.

We figured No Way Out would be a great place for Christian to come back, on either Edge or Jeff Hardy's side, but we did not expect him to appear Tuesday night at ECW.

While Jack Swagger was giving one of his boring promos again, Christian Cage came out and challenged Swagger to an ECW title match. Swagger declined, got hit pretty hard in the mouth by Cage, and we went to commercial.

We returned with Swagger asking Long about Cage's return, and Long said the words that we all wished would never be said by him: "I signed Christian earlier today and tonight, Swagger, in a non-title match, you will face Christian."

And fans everywhere went into mourning. The WWE had officially passed up on a huge Smackdown storyline that would have come just in time for Wrestlemania XXV. What the hell is going on with the ECW creative team? Or Vince McMahon, for that matter?

To add insult to injury, Nattie Neidhart has been signed by ECW as well, meaning we no longer have a second-generation diva to join the legacy.

WWE has officially lost it. Looks like we'll be bored for years to come.

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