The Shooting Range: Tommy Dreamer Needs To Quit

I have always wondered, "If wrestlers can shoot on wrestling or wrestling, then why not the fan?" I bring you the shooting range. Shooting on Tommy Dreamer.

To all of the hundreds of Tommy Dreamer fans that are left, please excuse me for what I'm about to say, but I have to get this off my chest. Please forgive me if I offend you in any way...although I don't care if you get pissed about what I'm about to say.

I am so tired of seeing Tommy Dreamer in the ring that it's gotten to the point where I'd rather see Ricky Ortiz wrestle. It's gotten that bad.

From 1993 to 2001, Tommy Dreamer entertained fans in the original ECW. His claim to fame was being caned by Sandman after their infamous Singapore cane match, where Tommy took 10 strikes across his back. Now he's WWE's resident jobber.

An ECW legend (and I use the term "legend" very loosely), Tommy held the ECW Championship in 2000—for 30 minutes. Dreamer has stated that he wanted to go his entire ECW career without winning titles.

Dreamer fans please excuse me, but if there were a Hall of Fame for the losers of professional wrestling, Dreamer would be a first-ballot candidate.

The only thing Tommy Dreamer is good at is hardcore matches.

And who gave him the moniker "The Innovator of Violence"? Was it commentator Joey Styles? God, talk about lame. The only thing Styles will be remembered for is his signature phrase "Oh my God!", the same words that he can't get his wife to say. Yeah, that's real creative.

I'm ready for this whole "I love ECW and I need to prove that I'm not worthless by winning the title that I only held for 30 minutes a long time ago before my contract expires."

Fatty Dreamer, whether you win the ECW Championship from the guy who's handed you your own ass on numerous occasions, Jack Swagger, or not, just do us all a favor and quit.