Hogan WM25: One More Time For That Six Figure Pay Check...I Mean Hulkamaniacs!

With a very much highly anticipated Royal Rumble in years around the corner this Sunday, the road to Wrestlemania 25 will officially begin. Will Christian finally show up? (He better) Will Orton get fired? Will Swagger retain against hardy? (who cares) What will HBK do? And the most important...Who will win the Royal Rumble? All these questions have stirred up rumors and speculations and has everyone buzzing. Tons of articles on the Rumble and WM25 has been popping up left and right on B/R. Why not? These topics can't get people to stop talking and has many people babbling like we can't shut up. WWE has done a superb job, kudos. The future is bright and everyone is excited about WM25 possibilities and fantasies...including the hulkster himself! Ever since Hogan's departure from WWE he has been up to various things. His VH1 show Hogan's know best (Orton's parody of it was better than the actual show) and other things. Then he gets into a divorce battle with his wife, his daughter is wild, his son's reckless driving put someone in a comma who later passed away.( My condolences to the family). To shortly put it...his life has been hell. His celebrity wrestling show sucks. Don't take my word the ratings speak for themselves. He has more wrinkles than ever, he shirts are halfway ripped so he can't struggle, and his chest is more flabby than Flair's WHOOOOOO!! (I don't mean that whooo in a good way). But don't worry Hogan will always have the WWE and his Hulkamaniacs! In fact he has made a habit of returning around Wrestlemania time. Awww how sweet? After all these years the Hulkster still cares. Remember Wrestlemania 19 when Hogan defeated Vince McMahon? Ahhh memories. Hogan flexed his muscles for us and smiled as he left the ring. He was satisfied.....right after he got that six figure check. WHAT SIX FIGURES!? "You better believe it brutha"! So with things not going Hogan's way at all we should expect him to try to squeeze his way into Wrestlemania 25. So Houston we have a problem. "You better believe it brutha! Hulkamania is going to run wild on you and all over Houston"! What a guy Hogan is and if he gets in the big show, then he'll appear and leg drop someone and we all will cheer. HOORAY! Next comes the flex and we'll wave, and he smile and wave back...maybe shed a tear. The tear won't be for us though, it'll be for that sweet check he'll be cashing in. He should be called Mr. Money In The Bank because that's where he'll be Monday morning.

P.S.- No Hogan vs Austin...not going to happen