World Football's Biggest FAILS of the Week

In this week's edition of B/R's World Football FAILS of the Week, Dirk Kuyt misses an open net, a stadium exacts revenge on its human tormenter, goalkeepers have trouble with the basics, and a stretcher-carrier drops his cargo.

Oh, and a professional football team heads to the farm.

Sound like your kind of fun? Keep reading for all the details, laughs and videos.

Fair-Weather Fans

We should be patient with PSG fans. They can't figure out how to conduct themselves with their newfound riches.

Like this fan, for instance, who took out his frustration on the stadium during a recent poor performance by his heroes.

It's not his fault the stadium has no sense of humor.

Vietnamese Miss

You've probably never heard of Vietnamese club Binh Duong (I hadn't until just now).

Now it's unlikely you'll ever forget the name.

Or this one: Nguyen Tang Tuan, the author of this first-rate miss.

Hey, I think falling into the goal should count for half a goal. Who's with me?

Goalkeeping Gaffe, Part I

Goalkeepers have a tough job. Sometimes, for all their hard work, they just can't do anything about a brilliant strike by a genius attacker.

This is not one of those times.

Take a bow, Eugene Gelakovic!

Goalkeeping Gaffe, Part II

You, too, Jonas Lössl. Come back for the encore.

While we're here—that striker ought to be fined a week's wages for celebrating this "strike."

Pepe Has a Fit

Uh, Pepe?

That's your teammate you're kicking... what an idiot.

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Dirk Kuyt's Epic Miss

Don't worry, Dirk. You'll be back in Holland soon enough, away from the glare of the English media.

But if you keep missing wide open nets like this, we'll still notice.

Stretcher Dropper

Stretcher-carriers have an even harder job than goalkeepers.

Or…something like that. At least, it seems hard when this Iranian guy is involved.

Seriously, I can't decide which is funnier. Is it…

…the fact that the stretcher-carrier injured himself after dropping the stretcher?

…or the fact that the "injured" player popped up a millisecond after being dropped?

Football on the Farm

Finally, I leave you with the "viral" unveiling of Ipswich Town's new kit.

Yes, I understand that Ipswich's nickname is the Tractor Boys.

No, that's not a valid reason to unveil your new kit at a farm.