Ron Jaworski: New Role at ESPN Will Make Fans Hate Analyst

You won't see Ron Jaworksi in the Monday Night Football broadcast booth next season, but you will see more of him than you ever imagined.

The analyst affectionately known as "Jaws" has been working Monday night games for the last five years.

However, ESPN has decided that his expertise needs to be heard on many more platforms.

According to the ESPN press release, Jaws will be seen on all of the following:

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Sunday NFL Countdown, Monday Night Countdown, NFL Matchup, NFL-branded specials, Mike & Mike in the Morning, Pardon the Interruption, and other platforms and shows throughout the year. ... He will also be featured in ESPN’s annual NFL Draft and Super Bowl week coverage, in addition to having his own NFL-themed SportsCenter Special shows highlighting his expert analysis and X’s and O’s film evaluations.

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Good gracious, I don't think even Chief Brody could handle that much Jaws, let alone us viewers.

ESPN has a way of turning viewers against its favorite people. We barely had time to recover from the TebowMania before we were thrust into Linsanity. Now ESPN is doing all it can to tie the two together, and it won't be long before they successfully blow up the world.

While Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay will dominate the 2012 NFL draft process for the worldwide leader, it seems we'll get our first Jaws attack, at the very latest, in early spring.

Free agency kicks off in less than a month, and once the draft is complete it will be time for rookie minicamps and OTAs.

Before training camp even hits, we may already be privy to such classics as "Free Agent Feeding Frenzy with Jaws" and "Rookie Swim School with Jaws" along with the rest of our usual programming.

It won't be long before ESPN tries to sink our boat with NFL coverage from Ron Jaworski. It is only a matter of time before viewers go on a shark hunt.