Ravens vs. Patriots Video: Watch Things Bill Belichick Says

The "Stuff (insert something funny) Say" videos might just be the best thing to go viral on the Internet since "LOLCats." 

And now, it has hit the sports world. 

This might not be as good as the original "Stuff Girls Say," but "Stuff Bill Belichick Says" provides some solid moments. He may be a man of very few words, but the unintentional humor of some of his interviews is considerable.

Here's a look at the top-five moments from this video, although I suggest watching the whole thing. There are a lot of humdingers in there. 

5. Final Score is for Winners

You know, unless your final score is less than the other team's final score. Then, it's for losers.

4. I've Decided to Resign as the Head Coach of the New York Jets

Considering he went on to the Patriots after this statement, this might just be the smartest thing Belichick has ever said.

3. I Don't Twitter, I Don't MySpace

MySpace is so five years ago, Bill. Get with the program. Geez.

2. I Don't Know. I, uh, I Don't Know

Is there any better way to answer a question from the press? Try making a story out of that, Mr. Reporter.

1. The Key is to Spread Peanut Butter on Both Sides of the Bread...

And that way, the jelly doesn't leak. 

Holy...I don't know what to...Just...Wow. This is revolutionary. And you might think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm completely serious. This is genius. 

I see Bill Belichick in a whole new light now.

And PB&J's are going to be so much better.

I'm guessing Belichick is hoping to add, "It's good to be going to my fifth Super Bowl" after this weekend.