
1 Word for Every NHL Team Headed into the Season
Once upon a time, I thought I was doing NHL personnel everywhere a favor by asking them for one-to-three words to describe Hurricanes captain Jordan Staal.
The resulting story ended up lovely, and everyone loves Staal, but what I thought was going to be an easy and thoughtless task ended up being deceptively difficult for the participants.
Now that Iโve assigned one word to every NHL team headed into the 2022-23 season, I can finally say I understand how hard this is. Here's my best attempt...
Atlantic Division
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Boston Bruins: Underrated
Look, I have a bone to pick with the word โunderrated.โ Too often, the underrated thing finally gets noticed and becomes overrated. Rating things is a pretty futile endeavor as it is, but we humans love to do it.
Over the summer it felt like many looked at Bostonโs first-round exit and put a fork in them. Now training camp is upon us and Patrice Bergeron is back, David Krejci is also back (!) and Pavel Zacha joined the team. The concerning early-season injuries should be resolved in time.
We all know theyโve got some issues to address with stocking up the prospect pipeline, but thatโs tomorrowโs problem. The Bruins have at least one more playoff run in them.
Buffalo Sabres: Hopeful
I want this to be the year the Sabres return to the playoffs so badly. The lovely people of Buffalo deserve it. But Iโve been getting my hopes up about this every season for the better part of the decade, then the Pegulas always rip the football out from under me Charlie Brown style.
Iโm proceeding with caution, and the East is too stacked to confidently say the Sabres will be back in the playoffs this year, but at least things are looking up with Tage Thompson and Co. Itโll come down to the goaltending.
Detroit Red Wings: Encouraging
Weโve been told year after year to trust the Yzerplanโand for good reason. Doing a rebuild the right way means no shortcuts, and the Red Wings are almost done setting themselves up for another era of long-term success. Iโve loved almost every move theyโve made the past few years, and I canโt wait to see young stars Moritz Seider and Lucas Raymond play. At the very least, Detroit will be fun to watch again this year.
Florida Panthers: Hmmโฆ
Folks, I really donโt know what to do with this team. I hate that they didnโt keep Andrew Brunette as head coach, but I guess I get it. Iโm annoyed they couldnโt keep Jonathan Huberdeau on top of adding Matthew Tkachuk, but I guess I get that, too. And what is going on in net with both Sergei Bobrovsky and Spencer Knight on decently expensive deals?
There are so many questions, and I hope the defending Presidentsโ Trophy winners are able to answer them without giving Tkachuk way too much responsibility. Weโll see.
Montreal Canadiens: Reconstruire (or Rebuild in Anglais)
Speaking of rebuilds, a significantly less-fun one is occurring in Montreal. Thatโs how it always starts, though. Hang tight, Habs fans.
Ottawa Senators: Intriguing
As I said in my preseason hot takes, I think the Senators sneak into the playoffs this year. The vibes are even better now that reports of interest in Jakob Chychrun are surfacing. The Senators are my pick for a Cinderella run this season.
Tampa Bay Lightning: Historic
Some say we should mark this Lightning teamโs stupendous run with an asterisk as if it was easier to win the Stanley Cup in an unprecedented pandemic. I say we should mark this core with an asterisk because of how hard the whole experience was and how much theyโve accomplished. When I talk to former NHLers whoโve won the Cup, they always mention how special the family and fan connection aspects were. The Lightning managed to succeed without many of the perks of success, and theyโre still a perennial threat.
No matter what happens this season, and I think theyโre still primed for a relatively deep run, they deserve credit.
Toronto Maple Leafs: Maturing
This core has been through heartbreak after heartbreak in the spotlight for a few seasons now. As painful as itโs all been, itโll only make a deep playoff run even sweeter, and maybe this is the year.
For whatever itโs worth, Matt Murray looked great in net during the preseason. Maybe this is his comeback story and the Leafsโ come-up story.
Metropolitan Division
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Carolina Hurricanes: Champions?
Is this the year the Hurricanes win their second franchise Stanley Cup?
Why not?
Theyโve built a solid core in Raleighwood since returning to the playoffs in 2019, and theyโve built a reputation for knowing which hard decisions to make as it pertains to the supporting cast around the core. Coach Rod BrindโAmour is the best in the league and I promise you he wonโt sleep until captain Jordan Staal is raising the Cup like he did captaining the 2006 team.
Freddie Andersenโs health is absolutely crucial, though. Andersen has got to be OK with taking slightly less of the regular season load and taking self-care to a new level if the Canes are to win it all this year.
Columbus Blue Jackets: Confusing
All eyes are on Johnny Gaudreau and Patrik Laine this season. Tkachuk and Gaudreauโs individual successes went hand-in-hand in Calgary last season, and maybe Gaudreau and Laine will find the same magic next season. Regardless, Iโm just a bit confused about the direction of the team right now. That said, I love GM Jarmo Kekรคlรคinenโs trademark boldness, I love goaltender Elvis Merzlikins when heโs on, and Iโm sure the pieces are falling into place behind the scenes.
New Jersey Devils: Goaltending
The Devils have several pieces in place to attempt a wild card run, like Jack Hughes entering his prime and a healthy Dougie Hamilton. Thatโs great, but we all know the obstacle the Devils have had to address is in net.
We shouldnโt expect Mackenzie Blackwood and/or Vitek Vanecek to move mountains, but a consistent foundation in net would really help pull everything together for the Devils. According to those around the Devils, Blackwood seems ready to shake off the injury woes and mental blocks from last season and become the goaltender we know he can be. Weโll be looking out for that as the season progresses.
New York Islanders: ?
So, you had a rough 2021-22 after a great 2020-21. What do you do? Apparently, you fire Barry Trotz then you toss yourself into the ring with several big off-season names and ultimately sign none of them.
But you also promote an absolute rising star in new head coach Lane Lambert and you make some crucial in-house signings and extensions.
While itโs true that sometimes itโs better to stay the course and making moves for the sake of making moves is often a result of fixating on optics, Iโm not sure what to make of the Islanders right now. The Metro is a bloodbath and staying stagnant after a bad season is troubling.
New York Rangers: It
When I think of a team I want to turn on the TV and watch every night this season, itโs probably the New York Rangers. Youโve got young talent on both ends of the ice, youโve got several off-season improvements highlighted by Vincent Trocheck, youโve got Igor dang Shesterkin.
Iโm tuning in.
Philadelphia Flyers: Angry
At this point I could Tweet โThe sky is so blue today :)โ and at least one but usually three Flyers fans will respond like โTry being a Flyers fan! I donโt even get to look at the sky and I keep having this nightmare where Iโm sobbing and Gritty is taunting me and laughing in my face.โ
Even Columbus forward Jakub Vorรกฤek managed to escape the Flyers in his physical form but still canโt stop tweeting about them. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Philly is one of my favorite cities in the world, built on two sturdy pillars: self-awareness and anger. And this is what happens when a place like that actually has every right to be angry.
Penguins: Nostalgic
Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang are entering their 17th season together, and theyโll become the first trio in NHL history to do so. It sure helps that theyโre all still great players.
I love that the Penguins were able to keep the band together, and I donโt think any moves they wouldโve otherwise made at this point would save them from the current bubble team predicament theyโre in.
In my eyes, theyโre just as likely to make the playoffs as they are to miss, and theyโve made the playoffs for 16 consecutive seasons! This is a classy franchise continuing to do classy things, and no matter what happens everyone can be proud.
Washington Capitals: Eight
Alexander Ovechkin is 22 goals away from surpassing Gordie Howe for the No. 2 all-time spot. Heโs obviously going to do that next season, heโs got a great chance at Wayne Gretzkyโs all-time record in the future, and Iโm sick of the nonsensical fodder about if his record-chasing is overshadowing the teamโs goals.
Ovechkin is still a kid in a candy store, he makes the players around him just as excited, and oh yeah, the Capitals snagged goaltender Darcy Kuemper.
Nicklas Backstrom and Tom Wilson facing serious injuries are obviously huge concerns, but I think Ovechkinโs passionate record-chasing and additions like Kuemper and Dylan Strome will be enough for another playoff run.
Central Division
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Arizona Coyotes: Chaotic
You donโt need an expert to tell you that things are bad in Arizona right now, between the blatantly tanking state of the team and splitting rent with Arizona State. But at least itโs bad in a new and exciting way.
People are going to be watching to see what happens, and if Coyotes fans can stomach the sanctimonious B.S. from up North, they can enjoy the relevancy.
Chicago Blackhawks: Depressing
The Coyotes' situation is bad in a new and exciting way. The Blackhawks' situation is bad in a bad and bad way.
At least new head coach Luke Richardson seems great, and tickets will be cheap for the Patrick Kane farewell tour. Iโm sorry.
Colorado Avalanche: Perennial
The Avalanche are here to stay, point blank. Iโm predicting another trip to the Stanley Cup Final.
Dallas Stars: Mid
Trying to figure out this team drives me up a wall. I love the Stars' young talent in Miro Heiskanen and Jason Robertson (if they re-sign Robertson). Jake Oettinger could pop off in net this year.
But did this core miss the boat after the bubble Stanley Cup Final appearance? I truly donโt know.
All I know is this will be a telling season for the Stars. If they are once again mid, it might be time to build around the aforementioned young talent.
Minnesota Wild: Balanced
I really like the Wild. I like them less after they let go of Kevin Fiala, but I still like them.
Kirill Kaprizov is becoming a superstar, which should help them fill the void that Fiala left. Matt Boldy and Marco Rossi are so fun. Marc-Andre Fleury is back, and the Wild have a relatively strong defense to work with.
I like this team.
Nashville Predators: Urgent
Filip Forsberg is back. Roman Josi still has it. Nino Niederreiter has arrived to add some necessary secondary goals. Matt Duchene still exists. Juuse Saros is healthy!
It's time for the Predators to take one last swing at the Cup.
St. Louis Blues: Interesting
The Blues didn't have much cooking in free agency, but theyโre still a pretty exciting team as it currently stands. This is a huge year for Jordan Binnington, who opened up to The Athleticโs Jeremy Rutherford about some of his antics ahead of the 2022-23 season.
Their playoff run last season was some of the most exciting hockey Iโve watched in a while, and Iโm not ready to write them off just yet.
Winnipeg Jets: Communication
The Jets apparently needed a new voice, which is why head coach Paul Maurice stepped down last season. Is new head coach Rick Bowness the right guy to deliver the message?
Heโs definitely coming in with a bang, as he stripped Blake Wheeler of his longtime captaincy. This might be the biggest โweโll seeโ of them all.
Pacific Division
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Anaheim Ducks: Fun
Trevor Zegras is making waves on and off the ice, and you canโt understate the way that improves the fan experience. The Ducks also have another player on the rise in Mason McTavish, added Ryan Strome and John Klingberg this offseason, and they have the consistency of John Gibson.
If this isnโt the year the Ducks rise to Gibsonโs potential, at least heโll be entertained while heโs in net.
Calgary Flames: Spicy
What if I told you a team that lost two players who combined for 219 points last season will still be good?
Johnny Gaudreau and Matthew Tkachuk did that for the Flames last year, and now Jonathan Huberdeau, Nazem Kadri and Mackenzie Weegar will be tasked with replacing that point production. Itโs scary when there are so many moving parts, but I trust the replacements to bring the Flames back to the playoffs this season.
Edmonton Oilers: Stinky
The Oilers are great on paper. I like Jack Campbell and the birthday parties he throws for his cat. Connor McDavid is already one of the all-time greats, and Leon Draisaitl deserves more individual recognition. Louie DeBrusk and Jack Michaels are one of my favorite broadcasting tandems in the game. Edmonton is an underrated city with a lot of charm.
Thanks for listening to every nice thing I can possibly think of when it comes to the Oilers.
Los Angeles Kings: Vibey
The Kings are on the come up, and if you ask me, itโs officially Quinton Byfield breakout season. Nothing left to it but to do it.
San Jose Sharks: Meh
I like new Sharks head coach David Quinn more than most people do. I covered him a bit when he was the head coach at Boston University, and I saw the impact he had on players like Jordan Greenway. I think heโll do great with some patience away from the Madison Square Garden spotlight, if Sharks fans are willing to have that patience.
Seattle Kraken: Relevant
The Krakenโs inaugural season was bad, but thatโs to be expected with an expansion teamโespecially after the whole league had an expansion draft refresher a few years prior.
Philipp Grubauer is highly unlikely to underperform like he did in 2021-22. Young talents like Matty Beniers and Shane Wright are expected to stay with the club, too. At the very least, there are going to be some promising moments for the Kraken next season.
Vancouver Canucks: Consistent
The Canucks turned things around last season and went 32-15-10 (I forgot about all those overtimes!) after Bruce Boudreau took over behind the bench. They ended up five points out of a playoff spot, and things finally came together for a team thatโs been too talented to be so bad.
This could be the year that the Canucks put everything together and become consistent enough to earn some respect.
Vegas Golden Knights: Karma
You know what they say: Whatever happens in Vegas doesnโt stay in Vegas, it gets fired too soon or traded away because of cap-space shenanigans.
I like the Bruce Cassidy hire, but the vibes are undeniably sour in Vegas after the Golden Knights crashed and burned and missed the playoffs last season. With Robin Lehner out for the season, the goaltending worries me.
Is karma catching up with the Golden Knights?

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