Lingerie Football: Video Brawl of Friday's Philadelphia Passion and Toronto Game

When a fight breaks out in regular football, expect punches to be thrown.

In Lingerie Football, expect scratches, hair pulling, clothes ripping and cat calling.

In Friday's game between the Philadelphia Passion and Toronto Triumph, about the only entertainment was the fight.

The Passion routed the Triumphs 74-0 but the Triumphs did get their licks and kicks in during several second-half brawls.

Here are some important questions needing answers following this brawl:

Can you believe that the refs actually tried to stop the brawl?

What could be more entertaining than a bunch of young, fit women in bikini lingerie cat fighting all around you?

Seriously, how many dreams of such things happening have these refs had?

Why did the ref not just stand and imagine they're fighting over him?

Why doesn't ESPN give this league more exposure?

Does PMS make a defensive lineman play with more anger?

Are there penalties for smearing lipstick?

And lastly, where does one apply to be leg-cramp attendant for this league?

In any event, fans stayed for the final whistle, hoping for yet another post-game melee.

By the way, the 74-0 rout was the biggest blowout in the league since its inception, but with the cat fights that continued to break out in the second half of the game, few in the stands cared about the score on the board.

Most were only concerned in catching "wardrobe malfunctions" during the fights.

Now, I've often heard my wife and some of her friends comment how football pants make the guys' butts look good, but I've never seen or heard a woman watching an NFL brawl and yelling for someone to "rip his shirt off" like the fans of Lingerie Football do.

In any event, enjoy the video and spectacle that is Lingerie Football.

And my last question is, why is there not Women's Lingerie Football in the College Division? I'll bet those tanned girls in the SEC could pack a college stadium or two.

Maybe we should all write Mr. Slive at the SEC office and demand under proposition 48 that all colleges who field men's football should have a Women's Lingerie Football Team also.