Ranking Every Single NFL Team with Important Self Reflecting Questions

Reflection is key to improvement.  So that’s why it’s important to ask yourself questions when others aren’t. 

1)   Green Bay Packers (11-0)—How many more Packers will score offensive touchdowns?

2)   Baltimore Ravens (8-3)—How did this team ever lose to Jacksonville?

3)   New England Patriots (8-3)—Is it possible that the banged up Eagles secondary was worse than their own?

4)   New Orleans Saints (8-3)—Isn’t Who Dat offense pretty identical to that of the Packers?

5)   San Francisco 49ers (9-2)—With their current record, can anyone argue against Jim Harbaugh as the best offseason signing?

6)   Pittsburgh Steelers (8-3)—Pittsburgh is a passing team and Troy Polamalu suffered a major concussion—which of the two will ultimately doom this team?

7)   Detroit Lions (7-4)—If you got Ndamukong-Suh’d on Thanksgiving, how many games would you think is fair?

8)   Dallas Cowboys (7-4)—After a flawless November, is Dallas more thankful for DeMarco Murray or Laurent Robinson?

9)   Oakland Raiders (7-4)—When the Raiders lost Tom Cable, Robert Gallery, Zach Miller and Nnamdi Asomugha during the offseason, who thought “Just Win, baby” would be so easy?

10) Atlanta Falcons (7-4)—Is this Falcons team not as good as their record indicates?

11) Chicago Bears (7-4)—Are we living in the past or does Caleb Hanie control the Bears’ playoff chances for a second straight season?

12) Houston Texans (8-3)—After losing Mario Williams and their starting quarterbacks in consecutive weeks, will anyone blame them if they miss the playoffs?

13) Cincinnati Bengals (7-4)—Is Andy Dalton making Red Rocket a cool nickname?

14) Denver Broncos (6-5)—Who predicted that Tim Tebow would have more victories than Michael Vick, Philip Rivers and Peyton Manning before this season started?

15) New York Jets (6-5)—Would it surprise anyone if the Jets traded up to draft USC Heisman candidate Matt Barkley (he should come out) to replace the Sanchize?

16) New York Giants (6-5)—With their talent and injuries, is this team overachieving or underachieving?

17) Buffalo Bills (5-6)—Does Stevie Johnson regret shooting himself in the leg after dropping two potential game-winning catches?

18) Tennessee Titans (6-5)—How much should you pay a running back that’s averaging 3.8 yards per carry?

19) Philadelphia Eagles (4-7)—If Al Davis were still alive, how much do you think he’d pay for DeSean Jackson?

20) San Diego Chargers (4-7)—What’s more embarrassing? Nick Novak using a Gatorade dispenser as a urinal or the Chargers special teams?

21)  Carolina Panthers (3-8)—Do any playoff-hopeful teams want to face Cam Newton?

22) Kansas City Chiefs (4-7)—Going 2-4 at home makes Arrowhead Stadium a bit less magical when compared to last year, doesn’t it?

23) Washington Redskins (4-7)—I know he’s been there once, but did the Redskins really believe Rex Grossman would lead this team to a Super Bowl?

24) Seattle Seahawks (4-7)—How many subscriptions will the NFL Network lose for scheduling this team a Thursday night game?

25) Miami Dolphins (4-7)—At least the NBA lockout is over, isn’t it?

26) Arizona Cardinals (4-7)—How did Beanie Wells run for 228 yards?!?  Oh, the Rams.

27) Cleveland Browns (4-7)—After witnessing Peyton Hillis tank this season, will anyone want to be on the cover of Madden?

28) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-7)—On such a young team, how much longer can Ronde Barber hold up?

29) Jacksonville Jaguars (3-8)—Does selling the team mean Maurice Jones-Drew will come back to Los Angeles?

30) Minnesota Vikings (2-9)—Although white, maybe Toby Gerhart isn’t Adrian Peterson for other reasons?

31) St. Louis Rams (2-9)—Is it easier to count to three or run it against the Rams?

32) Indianapolis Colts (0-11)—Should the Colts rest their starters in order to secure Andrew Luck?

Help me answer these questions with your thoughts.