25 Hardest Names to Pronounce in NHL History
The NHL has always been a league that has reached the farthest corners of the world and produced talent from a variety of countries.
With this widespread reach, it naturally means that the NHL would gain some pretty strange names.
The NHL has always been well-known for the unique names that have come through the league, and here are some of the strangest.
If you know how to pronounce some of these, please feel free to share it with the rest of us.
Reijo Ruotsalainen
1 of 25Pronounced: Ray-hoe Roo-aht-suh-li-nen
Now that is a mouthful.
Sergei Krivokrasov
2 of 25Pronounced: Sair-gay Kree-voh-krass-ov
It's even more fun when you learn that his middle name is Vladamirovich.
Zarley Zalapski
3 of 25Pronounced: Zarr-Lee Zuh-Lap-Skee
Not terribly difficult in the grand scheme of things, but the alliterative nature of his name can trip some people up.
Miroslav Satan
4 of 25Pronounced: Meer-uh-slov Suh-tan
This name always makes me laugh because of how it is spelled. It doesn't help that his eyebrows do make him look kind of evil.
Vladimir Tsyplakov
5 of 25Pronounced: Vlad-uh-meer Sip-lih-kov
Those silent T's always make some serious trouble.
Gene Achtymichuk
6 of 25No idea how to say this one.
Igor Vyazmikin
7 of 25Igor Vyazmikin played all of four games for the Edmonton Oilers.
He tallied one goal and had one hell of a difficult name to pronounce.
Mathias Tjarnqvist
8 of 25Pronounced: Matt-eye-us Charn-kvist
The Swedes have produced several very interesting names.
Stanislav Neckar
9 of 25Pronounced: Stan-is-slav Nesh-kash
How does Neckar end up being Nesh-kash?
You live in Eastern Europe, that's how.
Jaroslav Svejkovsky
10 of 25Another name that escapes my tongue's ability to pronounce.
Petteri Nokelainen
11 of 25Pronounced: Pat-ter-ee No-kuh-lai-nen
I think.
Maxim Afinogenov
12 of 25There are two schools of thought on how to pronounce this name, and I don't know which is right.
Max-eem A-fin-no-gan-ov?
Max-eem A-fin-no-jenn-ov?
Then there is also debate about whether or not it was Max-eem or Max-im.
Much like the age-old question about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.
Maxim Balmochnykh
13 of 25Maxim Balmochnykh...good luck with that one.
Gus Giesebrecht
14 of 25My best guess on how to pronounce this name: Gus Guy-suh-breckt.
Alexander Godynyuk
15 of 25This one caught my eye because his name could almost be mistaken for "Gobbledegook."
Bengt-Ake Gustafsson
16 of 25One of the few people on this list whose first name is far more difficult to pronounce than his last name.
How does one pronounce "Bengt-Ake?"
Maybe somebody who followed the Capitals in the 1980s can tell us.
Ilkka Heikkinen
17 of 25I half expected him to be heir to a dutch brewing fortune, but the spelling is just a bit different.
Raitis Ivanans
18 of 25Somebody was stuttering when they came up with his last name. Coincidentally, many of us stutter when trying to pronounce his name as well.
Kyosti Karjalainen
19 of 25Whoever managed to fit this guy's last name on a jersey deserves a raise; a very strange last name.
Jeff Beukeboom
20 of 25I just love how this name is actually pronounced: Boo-kuh-boom.
How perfect for a tough guy in the NHL!
Ivan Novoseltsev
21 of 25Pronounced: No-vuh-selt-sehv
Just drop two in water to get rid of your worst indigestion...oh, wait.
Anssi Melametsa
22 of 25That whole Scandinavian region really does produce some interesting names. This time it's Finland representing.
Zbynek Michalek
23 of 25Another guy whose name has two schools of thought around it.
Zib-yeh-nik Mik-hahl-ik?
Or Zib-yeh-nik Mih-hahl-ik?
Maybe we can set the debate to rest in the comments section.
Branko Radivojevic
24 of 25Pronounced: Bron-koh Rad-ih-voy-yuh-vich
Say that three times fast.
Pekka Rautakallio
25 of 25Pronounced: Peck-kuh Rah-tuh-kall-ee-oh
I think.
As always, please feel free to add any names that you think belong on this list.
Kevin Goff is a Featured Columnist for the Colorado Avalanche and the NHL on Bleacher Report. For more NHL news and discussion:
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