Jimmer Fredette's Disturbing Halloween Costume Will Haunt Us for a Lifetime

Jimmer Fredette is a real dog. And he was a dog right in front of fiance Whitney Wannacott.

In typical Jimmer fashion though, what should be a bad scenario is probably working out just fine for him. In fact, it probably earned him brownie points.

How is that possible you ask? Well, it is because Fredette and Wannacott dressed like this for Halloween:

That's right, Jimmer was a Dalmatian and his fiance was Cruella de Vil.

I resent Mr. Fredette on multiple levels for this. This first is that I will never be able to shake this disturbing image from my brain.

It crosses way too many lines to see a half-man/half-dog/half-sharp shooter (wait, how many halfs do we have here?) on all fours in front of a dominatrix looking woman. This is a place that our minds just don't need to go.

The second is that this raises the bar of partnership to a level I never want to approach.

I can see it now. Next Halloween I'll be shopping for a costume when my girlfriend will approach me with a Raggedy Andy or Mickey Mouse costume. I will of course refuse, and the first thing I will hear will be, "Jimmer Fredette dressed up like a dalmatian for his girlfriend. If you loved me with a Fredette love you'd do it."

Ugh...I am getting sick to my stomach already. Here's to hoping the lockout ends soon before Fredette gets any more crazy ideas.