Manny Pacquiao: Floyd Mayweather Will Defeat Pac-Man in Dream Bout

Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather will happen and it will disappoint every single Pac-Man fan in the world.

“Money” Mayweather’s fans will rejoice as their fighter cements himself as the greatest fighter in the world. More importantly for “Money,” he will solidify himself as the greatest villain in sports by winning by decision in a long, drawn out bout.

Mayweather is a masterful technician inside the squared circle, even better than he is outside it. He will force Pac-Man to fight his style of boxing, which means a lot of hugging, jabbing and maybe even some jawing while they’re at it.

Mayweather will never allow Pac-Man to knock him out. Pacquiao fans can kiss that dream goodbye. He’s going to keep his dukes up at all times to protect his face and circle the ring like no other.

He will connect with more punches as he lulls Pacquiao into his defense.

That’s it.

That’s all I got for you. Fight over. That’s the basis of the entire match, one that will surely disappoint every sports fan that tunes in due to the lack of excitement and knockout.

Pacquiao will become visibly frustrated as the match wages on. He may try to swing for the fences in the later rounds, but every restless fan knows it will be for naught. Fans will shake their head as Mayweather’s hand is raised after the final bell tolls.

Pacquiao will be disappointed more than anybody else for even agreeing to fight Floyd, which may be why we still haven’t seen the fight to begin with.

Pac-Man is no idiot after all.

The dream fight is better off being that since it is inconceivable for the in-ring action to meet our standards. Still, the aftermath will be heaps of fun as Mayweather yaps for the rest of eternity about getting one up on arguably the most vicious fighter to ever throw on a pair of gloves.

The lack of actual ‘boxing’ will force fans to continue the debate, but at least Mayweather fans can say their man won in the fight of the century.