The Jim Boeheim Comedy Hour~Long Beach Comedy Works

What if Jim Boeheim did comedy during the offseason or random Wednesday nights at your favorite local Comedy Club. Think Jimbo isn't a funny guy? Well, we would like to think he could hold his own for 20 or so minutes on the Big Stage.

If this style connoisseur had the gall to get on stage we think he could throw down with the big boys... So, take a break from your basketball drills and basketball plays and enjoy a few hilarious Boeheim Rhapsody's...

This week, we will again translate the lyrical genius of coach Boeheim through former WWF, NWA, WCW, and AWA Heavyweight Champion The Nature Boy Ric Flair.



Coach Boeheim: Our shooting was off in the first half, in the second half our offense got a little bit smoother since we got the ball into AO better. Defensively we need to set screens better, but they missed some open shots so that helped us out. The had a bad shooting night, which made our defense look better.

The Nature Boy: Whoooooooooh! Our shooting was off in the first half, in the second half our offense got a little bit smoother since we got the ball into AO better. He then began high profiling, styling, and to Johnny Be Bad into the game...Whoooooh! Let me tell you Poncho,defensively we need to set screens better, but they missed some open shots so that helped us out. But, when you're the best of the best and live on the largest house in the best neighborhood, none of that matters. They had a bad shooting night, which made our defense look better. But nobody looks better than the Nature Boy!

Coach Boeheim: In the second half we made them take some tough shots. We didn't do that in the first half and lucky they had an off night. I thought in the first half Kristoph gave us some inside presence and helped freeing up AO and Rick Jackson. We need to be a bit more consistent on the boards though.

The Nature Boy: When your drinking the finest wines and driving up to restaurants in the Big Ole Lincoln Continental, everyone around the block knows who the baddest man in town is. In the second half we made them take some tough shots. We didn't do that in the first half and lucky they had an off night, but sometimes The Nature Boy likes to get his beauty rest. The Nature Boy thought in the first half Kristoph gave us some inside presence and helped freeing up AO and Rick Jackson. We need to be a bit more consistent on the boards though, if I am not 19 time World Heavyweight Champion.............Of The World! Whooooooh!

Coach Boeheim: I haven't seen a lot of Cleveland State. I know Butler had to make a last second shot to remain undefeated. The coach is a great coach and has that team playing very well. At this stage of the year we need to make sure we are playing well and come to play each and every game.

The Nature Boy: I haven't seen a lot of Cleveland State, but I know one thing. Cleveland, Ohio has 100's of ladies that love The Nature Boy.....Whooooh! I know Butler had to make a last second shot to remain undefeated and drink the Bubbly baby. Let me tell you Larry, the coach is a great coach and has that team playing very well and reminds me of my styling partner, Tully Blanchard at Starcade 5. At this stage of the year we need to make sure we are playing well and come to play each and every game to be able to strut around the ring as the Victor. Whooooh!

Additional thoughts from The Nature Boy~

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line. Do you get what I am talking about ladies...C'mon and ride the Orange wave right about now.

Paul Harris is a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. Woooh!

Girls, you can't be first, but you can be next.