Kim Kardashian Divorce: Things in Sports Longer Than Their Marriage

As you know by now, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries split and there is backlash everywhere. This article was inspired by a twitter hash-tag #thingslongerthantheirmarriage.

Although divorce is usually no laughing matter, you kind of have to laugh at this as it lasted such a short time, and it was basically a publicity stunt. 

I hope you get as good as a laugh out of these that I did as I list off some things in sports that were longer than their marriage.

The NBA Lockout

I mean it could go on for days, and seeing how a member of this former couple is a part of the lockout, it only seemed fitting. 

Tony Romo's 4th Quarter Lead

This is self explanatory.

Lebron's Hair Line

I mean for real, that thing is getting shorter and shorter!

Tim Tebow's Projected Stint as NFL Starter

Let's face it, Tim Tebow isn't going to be an NFL starter for very long. He isn't just on the struggle bus right now—he is driving it. 

Hope Solo's Ugly Meter

Obviously everything is longer than that! She is smoking! 

The Colts' Losing Streak

I mean yeah, it's up to what, nine straight now? Looks like Peyton Manning played every position on the field. 

Clay Matthews's Hair

Clay Matthews's hair is getting pretty long, it's definitely longer than that marriage. 

Tiger's List of Cocktail Waitresses

I mean there are not many things that are longer than this list, except for his list of majors!

Brian Wilson's Beard

Brian Wilson's beard is way longer than this false wedding! 

The List of Violations for Ohio State and Miami

Once again this list is so long, it's almost not even fair. 

Reggie Bush's Stint with His Heisman

I mean, considering they dated for a while, in what was a highly publicized relationship, I had to throw in a Reggie Bush joke. 

James Evens serves as a National Featured Columnist for college football and basketball as well as the FC for the Purdue Boilermakers.     Follow him on Twitter or like him on Facebook.