Jessica Simpson Pregnant: Will Her Baby Be a Better Baller Than Tony Romo?

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Yoko Romo—er, Jessica Simpson—will always be connected, whether they like it or not.

That's why when Simpson revealed that she was pregnant on Monday, nobody thought about her husband, ex-NFL tight end Eric Johnson, and everyone thought about Romo.

It was also a time for all of us to reflect on if Simpson's new baby will become a better baller than Romo, on the field and off it.

Some would say Romo has been more successful off the field than on it.

For most of the game, Romo plays like a star, throwing touchdown passes with ease. But it's his continuous inability to close things out that has people comparing him to Miami Heat star LeBron James.

Off the field, however, his game isn't bad. He dated Simpson (even got her to put on one of his jerseys during games) and he certainly closed things out by marrying 2008's Miss Missouri USA, Candice Crawford, in May.

If Simpson's baby turns out to be a girl, she can play in the Lingerie Football League. If her baby turns out to be a boy, he can challenge Romo for the Cowboys starting quarterback job right away (I kid, I kid).

When assessing if Simpson's baby will become a better baller than Romo, no need to use mathematical equations (love is random). You must look at the makeup of the child.

Now, Simpson may be a little wild sometimes, but for the most part she's built quite the career, in the music industry and in fashion. She clearly has the smarts to market herself and some would call her quite the socialite.

Johnson, on the other hand, was not the greatest player in the NFL with the San Francisco 49ers and New Orleans Saints, but he did go to Yale, so he probably has the intellect to mentor his child not to throw into double coverage.

In the end, if the child becomes a perfect fusion of Simpson and Johnson, he/she will become a prissy, talkative tight end.

Not a good combination.