The 12 Days of NASCAR

Carol MessingerCorrespondent IDecember 9, 2008

OK NASCAR fans, this is what I do with no races to watch, and not enough money in this state of economy to take a vacation. Sit back with your hot drink and enjoy a bit of NASCAR Christmas humor.

On the first day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

ONE long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the second day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

TWO shrubs to BOO!!! And a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the third day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me :

THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory.

On the fourth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the fifth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

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FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the sixth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the seventh day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

SEVEN wins for Jimmy, SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the eighth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

EIGHT million bucks for Edwards, SEVEN wins for Jimmy, SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the ninth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

NINE Carl backflips, EIGHT million bucks for Edwards, SEVEN wins for Jimmy, SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR Gordon poles, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the 10th day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

TEN months of racing, NINE Carl backflips, EIGHT million bucks for Edwards, SEVEN wins for Jimmy, SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, Three peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the 11th day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

ELEVEN Indy cautions, TEN months of racing, NINE Carl backflips, EIGHT million bucks for Edwards, SEVEN wins for Jimmy, SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and a long awaited Jr. victory!!!

On the 12th day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me:

TWELVE million votes for Jr. , ELEVEN Indy cautions, TEN months of racing, NINE Carl backflips, EIGHT million bucks for Edwards, SEVEN wins for Jimmy, SIX more weeks 'til Speedweek, FIVE Roush cars, FOUR poles for Gordon, THREE peat for Johnson, TWO shrubs to BOO, and A LONG AWAITED JR. VICTORY !!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Holidays to all

Carol

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