Merry Christmas: Nearly Bankrupt NFL Lays Off 10% Of HQ Staff

The NFL in grave danger of going out of business is eliminating 150 jobs in the back offices. 

Roger Goodell said, "Properly managed, I am confident the NFL will emerge stronger, more efficient and poised to pursue long-term growth opportunities."

No this is not an Onion-like article.  These are real people losing their jobs because, you know, the NFL isn't making money—According to Yachoo! Sports.

Fans of individual teams need not worry.  For example, the New York Giants should be financially sound for years by charging their fans $20,000 for the opportunity to buy tickets.

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