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T.J. McaloonOct 21, 2011

We all know who the teams in the bottom basement of the NFL are. You have the St. Louis Rams, Indianapolis Colts and the Miami Dolphins—three teams that are awful, don’t have a win and will continue to play horrible for this week.

Week 7 means that we are almost at the half-way point in the 2011 NFL season. These three teams still do not have a win and have almost no hope for the playoffs this year. 

Playoffs, did you say, playoffs?

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Yes, playoffs, these teams are dead in the water for the 2011 season. 

If it wasn’t for the St. Louis Rams, we could say that all three teams are all in the boat for Andrew Luck. 

But maybe one week these teams will finally get their first win of the season.  

However, it will not be this week. 

Three teams that are winless will continue to search for their first win after this week. 

Miami Dolphins (0-5) 

Miami is the worst team in the NFL, period. They have no real offensive threat, their defense is awful and their head coach is in threat of losing his job every single week. 

And they will lose this week against the Denver Broncos, because they’re dedicating the whole day to Tim Tebow

So not only are the Dolphins fans not coming out to their home games, and why should they as the team is horrible, but a majority of fans that are coming out to this game on Sunday will be cheering for Tim Tebow.

Indianapolis Colts (0-6) 

The Colts are just in that bad luck phase. It’s bad luck that they lost Peyton Manning for maybe the whole year. It’s bad luck that whenever they get a good offensive game going, their defense fails them. And it’s bad luck that they aren’t as bad a the Miami Dolphins, who will get to draft Andrew Luck. 

The Colts will not go winless this year, but they will not win in New Orleans on Sunday Night.  

Quarterback Curtis Painter is playing better, but he will have his worst game of the year against New Orleans this week.

St. Louis Rams (0-5) 

The Rams are trying to get better this year, as they made a big trade this week by adding receiver Brandon Lloyd from the Denver Broncos.  

However, they don’t yet have Lloyd up to speed on their playbook and their quarterback Sam Bradford is questionable with an injury.  

Against the Dallas Cowboys, who are desperate for a win, they will get trounced.  

One last note as to why the Rams will get killed this week, they have A.J. Feeley starting this week because of Bradford's status.

You should stay far, far away from these three teams when picking games this week. They will all lose this week, but won’t be losers all season long. 

Except for the Miami Dolphins; who knows when they’ll get their first win.

You can follow TJ on Twitter: @tjmcaloon

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