Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Destroy Divorce Rumors

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries would like you all to know that the two of them are still very much married. 

The world was rocked earlier by rumors that the two were divorcing. And by world, I of course mean the millions that ignore thought and reason for the vital energy it takes to care about such things. 

The Daily Mail ran a report that used moving boxes and a lack of a wedding ring on Kris Humphries as reasons to worry about their marriage. 

TMZ now reports that the most famous marriage in the last couple months is safe from disaster. The boxes? Well, the family is moving out as one season wraps on their reality show Kim and Kourtney Take New York.

What about the missing ring on Kris Humphries' finger? Well it seems the New Jersey Nets big man isn't a fan of jewelry. Sure, he is big on tradition and Kim Kardashian taking his last name, but not on wearing the biggest symbol of marriage. 

Alas, we are all safe from what would seem like a likely breakup. The two continue their marriage and will continue to answer rumors. 

Kardashian has no reason to be irate over the rumors. In fact, she is the one that created the Kardashian craze that fills every living room in America. 

The family business is based on the nation caring too much about her and every last relationship she has. This is what fuels the multiple reality shows they have on E!, and will continue as long as they are relevant in the pop culture sphere. 

Another rumor is destroyed, but another will boil over soon enough. If we have learned anything, it's that Kardashians love company, and that company is always gossip, rumors and paparazzi. They made their gossip bed, now they get to sleep in it.