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NFL Power Rankings: Colts, Dolphins and Rams Will Continue Season of Futility

Gabe Zaldivar
Oct 21, 2011

I have something for all of you having a bad day out there. Here are some lovely tales of ineptitude that will make your day seem like the tops.ย 

I am, of course, talking about the three teams running fool's errands in the NFL at the moment. The Miami Dolphins, St. Louis ย Rams and Indianapolis Colts are all without a win.ย 

The worst part is that they all have games thisย weekendย that mean the woes will continue. However, I really only have one of these teams tabbed to run the table as far as losses.ย That means a win is imminent.

That marvelous time is not this Sunday, though. The same ridiculous outcomes that have come this season will continue.ย 

1. Indianapolis Colts

This is a tough one to take because the Colts are still playing with so much heart. However, their abominable defense has no shot in corralling the New Orleans Saints.ย 

If you are looking for a game to get ugly in a hurry, you may want to flip this game on. Look away quickly because staring at it will just get awkward.ย 

2. St. Louis Rams

Oh, how I wish things were different. I count myself among the dozen people willing to admit they have been Rams fans for life. It means we don't take winning as a prerequisite of our fandom.ย 

The Cowboys are by no means an unstoppable force, though they will look that way as Sam Bradford is either sidelined or forced to play with a high ankle sprain.ย 

3. Miami Dolphins

If you want to look at a team that has given up on its coach, take a look at the Dolphins. Their game against the Jets last week was a joke.ย 

Expect more dropped balls and shrugging of shoulders against a revitalized Denver Broncos team. Tim Tebow will give Denver enough life to roll over the flailing fish.

1.ย Green Bay Packersย 
2.ย New England Patriots
3.ย Baltimore Ravens
4.ย New Orleans Saintsย 
5.ย San Francisco 49ers
6.ย Detroit Lions
7.ย San Diego Chargersย 
8.ย Pittsburgh Steelersย 
9.ย Oakland Raidersย 
10.ย Buffalo Billsย 
11.New York Giantsย 
12.ย Tampa Bay Buccaneersย 
13.ย Tennessee Titansย 
14.ย Chicago Bearsย 
15.ย Washington Redskinsย 
16.ย New York Jetsย 
17.ย Houston Texansย 
18.ย Cincinnati Bengalsย 
19.ย Atlanta Falconsย 
20.ย Philadelphia Eagles
21.ย Dallas Cowboysย 
22.ย Seattle Seahawks
23.ย Cleveland Browns
24.ย Kansas City Chiefs
25.ย Carolina Panthersย 
26.ย Arizona Cardinalsย ย 
27.ย Denver Broncosย 
28.ย Minnesota Vikingsย 
29.ย Jacksonville Jaguarsย 
30.ย Indianapolis Coltsย 
31.ย Miami Dolphins
32. St. Louisย Ramsย