Eric Djemba-Djemba Is Wanted by West Ham

Former Manchester United player Eric Djemba-Djemba, who is so bad they named him twice, claims West Ham is interested in bringing him back to England.

The Cameroon midfielder claims he had a bad time in England. Well Eric, it's not half as bad as the time we had when we had to watch you. He joined United in 2003 and made a complete pig's ass of his time with them before moving on to Aston Villa and proving himself to be even worse than originally feared. So bad, in fact, that Villa terminated his contract.

I still can't believe Fergie parted with £3.5 million for him, but hey, every manager is allowed a mental lapse, I guess. Djemba-Djemba has got his career back on track at Danish side Odense, who like him, and are so bad they should have called themselves Odense-Odense.

Reports today have arisen which hint that West Ham are watching him. God that must be torture for their scout!

The 27-year-old admits he would be interested in a move back to England as he feels he has a point to prove. Yeah right Eric, what you really mean is they will pay you silly money for being a complete arse.

"I am having a good season. I lost my way a bit when I signed for Manchester United," Djemba-Djemba told skysports.com. "However, I am a good player, you don't play alongside Roy Keane and Paul Scholes if you are a bad player. I heard West Ham are interested and that means I am having a good season. I have unfinished business with the Premier League, so who knows? It would be good to go back there and prove myself."

I think it would be a bloody miracle myself, but good luck Eric-Eric Djemba-Djemba and West Ham-West Ham. You'll both need it. I can't wait to see who cracks first.

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