Tom Brady: Breaking Down the New England Patriots QB's Many Hairstyles

Tom Brady is blaming his hair for his putrid four interception performance. Or maybe he just got tired of people mistaking him for Gisele. I honestly don't know.

What I do know is this: Long haired Tom Brady is a thing of the past. Brady is sporting the buzz cut.

In the process of shaving his hair, he highlights the fact that we actually care what he does with his hair.

I've even made a slideshow about it.

Tom Bieber

After failing at the local karaoke bar, Tom began studying tapes of his favorite performer for tips. Realizing that he didn't have the panache to pull off Tiny Tim, he decided to study Justin Bieber.

I'm not sure how his song and dance routine turned out, but he got the hair down.

The Bradytail

"Gisele! Quick, run away! I think that sleazy ponytailed womanizer is going to kiss you!"

Brady's hair reached new lengths as he reached the awkward almost long enough to get a full ponytail stage.

The No One Cares What My Hair Looks Like Yet

Barber: How would you like your haircut, son?

Brady: I don't care. No one cares about me.

Barber: Okay, I'll just shave part of the sides of your head and call it good then.

Brady: Sure

The Juliet

"Romeo, Romeo where for art though, Romeo?"

When casting was done for this rendition of Romeo and Juliet, Tom Brady and his hair were ready. He is seen here rocking the classic balcony scene.

* Note: Wes Welker was Romeo

**Note: None of this is true.

The Tommy Bradshaw

Tom Brady is an amazing quarterback. He saw his hair retreating back from the line of scrimmage and called an audible.

He owned that hair.

Judging by this picture, it would have seemed that he would soon have more in common with Terry Bradshaw than just a fistful of Super Bowl rings.

The Tom Rather

"And that is your evening news. You stay classy, San Diego."

Tom Brady doesn't always have to go for hipster looks. I am sure he pleased the court with this anchorman do.

Tom Mojo Rising

This hair do looks to me like Val Kilmer trying to look like Jim Morrison who was trying to look like Dionysus.

In a little known fact of the circle of life, after consulting the Oracle of Delphi, Dionysis had a vision of the future and was actually trying to look like Tom Brady.