I Go Away for a Week and the NY Mets...Do Nothing?

So the blog has been on auto-pilot all week while I did some of my Clark Kent work to pay the bills. I'm home now and decided to scan the papers and blogs and see what I missed.  

Surely the Mets have acquired someone by now...Or at least made a big bid for a free agent.

Nope. Nothing. Nothing to the degree that if you search "Mets" on Google blog-search you get my dropey generic post about the Shake Shack opening at Shea.

Oops, I typed that naturally—old habits die hard. I decided not to go back and edit.

Shake Shack opening at Citi Field is what I meant to say. Which brings us to the closest thing we have for news: Will Citi even exist in April or will the Mets be playing at El Stadio Del Banco Popular or Mizuho Financial Group Stadium.  

It's the Mets, you know we'll wind up with a dopey name.

In good news, maybe this silly blog is working. Read the next post down where I bitch about the NFL doubleheaders...We're getting two games at 1 PM today, hooray. It's only because both the Jets and the Evil PSL Team are on the road, but I'll take it.

This sentence is the obligatory Red Bulls mention. MLS championship today. Who cares.

The Mets Police