Last October, David Beckham went on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and joined the hostess in a hidden-camera prank where he messed with a masseuse. The duo had so much fun that they decided to try it again in an effort to promote DB Homme, Beckham's new cologne.
This time, the L.A. Galaxy star dresses as an employee of American discount store Target and sprays passing customers with the cologne, badgering them with chants and encouraging them to sample the fragrance if they stink and attempting to convince shoppers he's not David Beckham; he's from Australia.
He may be able to take direction on the pitch, but it looks like Becks has a little trouble faking a Texas accent and taking Ellen's hidden-mic prompts.
Oh, and just wait until you hear him sing.
Watch the clip here.