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Blake Griffin: The Los Angeles Clipper's 10 Funniest Tweets

Kelly Scaletta@@KellyScalettaFeatured ColumnistSeptember 17, 2011

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 13:  NBA player Blake Griffin accepts the ESPY for Best Breakthrough Athlete The 2011 ESPY Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on July 13, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Blake Griffin is "interning" at Funny or Die to pass time due to the lockout, but did you know he can slam home a joke as well as a dunk? Looking through his Twitter account, he's actually a funny guy.

Here are his 10 funniest tweets:  

10: After the news that Scarlett Johansson had some risque pictures posted online,

"What's all this talk about Scarlett Johansson and some pictures that.... Nevermind.

9:  It's funnier because he's in LA. 

"NFL season started? Time for me to pick which bandwagon I'll be jumping on during the playoffs" -Millions of Americans

8: Hmmm, this could lead to some embarrassing moments.

There should be a TV show where you go through peoples Google search history unannounced and call it "You're Weirder Than I Thought"

7: This would explain things, 

Sometimes I wonder if Lady Gaga's brain knows what Lady Gaga's body is actually wearing

6: There's always someone worse off than you, 

Whenever I want to feel good about myself I go read all of the arguments in the comment sections of random YouTube videos.

5: Horror movies can get to you

Because of the Final Destination movies I'm scared that everyday household appliances are going to be the death of me

4: You know you've wanted to. 

The lady in front of me is checking out in the express lane with more than 10 items...Should I say something?

3: You can never be too careful, 

Twitter has taught me to always enlarge a persons profile picture before judging them

2: Been there and done that,

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1: My personal favorite,

Kid at mall: "hi" Me: "hi" Kid: "u play bball?" Me: "yes" Kid: "are u lebron?" Me: "no" Kid: "oh" Is there a charity for colorblind kids? 

And just in case you're wondering it, it's really his material, if by "someone is ghostwriting" you mean a I think of something and then tweet it. Then yes, someone is definitely doing that.

He's actually pretty funny. I guess he won't have to die. 

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