MMA Just Got Even Sexier: The Top 25 Photos of Brittney Palmer

Ask and ye shall receive!

After a long, long week of waiting, the top 25 pictures of Ms. Brittney Palmer has arrived!

It's actually 27 counting opening and closing, but I figured you wouldn't mind.

As usual, you never need a reason to show the top 25 pictures of a beautiful lady, but Brittney Palmer has a calendar coming out at some point in the future and has been giving her followers on Twitter "sneak peaks."

The final slide features her latest sneak peek, so you'll get to see 26 fantastic pictures of Brittney before the newest one.

As with the last time, I know that nobody is going to read this, and that you're not here for my fantastic journalistic skills.

Enjoy!

A Little Fight in Ya

And to finish quoting the Joker,

I like that.

What a Good Looking Beach

Anybody else want to go to the beach?

I'll see you there.

Painting

I want to paint with Brittney.

Nice Jacket

Jackets are meant to keep people warm.

I highly doubt it's working, but I'm certainly not complaining.

Wow

Just, wow.

To Quote a Friend...

She's got a gun to her head because she's so far away from me.

Not Only Is She a Fantastic Artist

But she likes to paint with almost nothing on!

That's my kind of girl.

Where Does She Dance

And how soon can I get there.

I assume I'll see you there.

Solid 1-2 Punch

But I think I'd rather grapple with her...

Anyone else agree?

What a Seductive Picture

Anyone else entranced by her eyes?

Whipped Cream Has Never Looked Better

Can I have some?

Preparing for a Photo Shoot

Looking gorgeous as always.

Her Shirt Would Appear to Be Flying off

Would you like a hand getting it the rest of the way?

I'd be more than happy to oblige.

Rockin the Catwoman Boots

And they've never looked better.

Imagine if Brittney were Catwoman in the new Batman movie...

Look at That Flexibility

That is some serious skill.

Patriotism at Its Finest

Happy 4th of July indeed.

What's that? It's September?

Who cares.

Sneek Peak at the Brittney Palmer Calendar

Will anyone else be purchasing this?

Potential UFC Ring Attire?

Ring attire for future UFC events?

I vote yes.

Woah

I've no words for this one.

Enjoy.

Could You Turn Around?

Please?

Pretty please with sugar on top?

Anyone Want to Give That a Ride?

I meant the motorcycle!

Still Preparing for That Shoot?

Want to tell me where it is?

Holy ****

I'm not even sure if my words can describe this one.

Enjoy!

Another Preview of the Brit Calendar

I'm thinking about lining up at midnight for this.

Kiss the Cook Indeed

I would like some pie.

Anyone else?

Thanks for Reading!

Every slideshow, even this one, needs a little more Brittney.

Thanks for reading!

Tim McTiernan is a Featured Columnist for Bleacher Report. For the latest news on everything MMA, follow me on twitter @tmt2393.