10 Women Derek Jeter Should Date Next

The chorus has already begun.  "OMG How could Derek Jeter break up with Minka Kelly, she's the hottest chick in the world."  Freaking stop it. 

Here's a newsflash for you chief: Minka Kelly wasn't Minka Kelly before Derek Jeter!

Don't believe me?  Okay, what have you seen Minka Kelly in besides pictures of Derek Jeter?  Nothing!  Exactly. So can it. 

Ms. Kelly is as beautiful as she is replaceable and here are the top 10 Derek Jeter replacement girlfriends waiting in the wings.

Minka Kelly, Ex-Girlfriend

I get it, everyone likes Minka Kelly.

I'm just saying that Derek Freaking Jeter can, and will, do better. 

Let's speculate.

10. Leighton Meester

Who she is: A poor man’s Minka Kelly, thanks to Derek Jeter. 

Why her? Transition girl.  Minka Kelly is probably like heroin and going cold turkey probably isn’t advisable.  Leighton Meester could be a nice soft landing spot for a couple of weeks while he collects his bearings.   

9. Marisa Miller

Who she is: Marisa Miller is a supermegamodel who you may have seen in Perfect 10 magazine, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Maxim, GQ or in various Victoria’s Secret events and publications. 

Why her? Because she’s a supermegamodel and he’s Derek Jeter.  It’s destiny.

8. Rosario Dawson

Who she is: A crazy hot actress who was in the awesome movie, Sin City.

Why her? Have you seen Sin City?  If you haven’t, you’re a bad person.

8. Carrie Milbank

Who she is: Carrie Millbank is a former Houston Texans cheerleader who transitioned into a career in television.  She’s currently the host of The Hockey Show on the NHL network.

Why her?  Because hockey could use a little more press and if Millbank starts showing up to games with Derek Jeter, it would create quite the stir. 

7. Olivia Wilde

Who she is: A model-turned-actress most famous for her role on House. 

Why her: Well in 2009 she was ranked #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 List; and since DJ has dated almost every other girl on the list, Wilde is the next logical choice. 

6. Erin Andrews

Who she is: America’s favorite sports broadcaster. 

Why her? Her wholesome girl next door thing would be a nice change of pace for Jeter, who normally goes for sultry sexpot types.  Plus maybe he’d corrupt her a little.

5. Jamie Chung

Who she is: A former cast member of The Real World turned major movie star.

Why her? Why not!  She’s crazy hot and DJ needs to expand his horizons a little. 

4. Anastasia Ashley

Who she is: A surfer-turned-actress who most recently starred in MTV’s World of Jenks.

Why her? Because maybe it’s just time for a  blonde?

3. Mila Kunis

Who she is: Well according to the internets, she’s the hottest chick on the planet.  In fact she’s probably the hottest chick on any planet ever. 

Why her? Because she’s the hottest chick on the planet, Derek Jeter is obviously going to date her and then eventually dump her.  That’s how he rolls. 

2. Rebecca Grant

Who she is: An actress/television personality who you may recognize from her stints at ESPN and FOXSports. 

Why her? Pretty sure you already know the answer to this question.

1. Oksana Kondakova

Who she is: The girlfriend of Pittsburgh Penguins’ center Evgeni Malkin. 

Why her? Because Jeter is a launch pad for hot women and that’s exactly what Oksana Kondakova needs to bring her into the American lexicon. 

Annnd There She Is Again.

Convinced yet?

Minka Who?

Sorry Geno.